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Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Bakugan Time!!!!!!!!

One of my oldest posts was about Bakugan. The only problem with that post is that some of the Bakugan evolved forms were not given the correct name. Plus, THIS post will be about my awesome new Bakugan video game (and the TV show).

Here is a BETTER list of original Bakugan. Plus two bonus Bakugan in one of the video games.
  • Dragonoid - Daniel Kuso's Guardian. Better known as Drago. He is a Pyrus Attribute. Just to let you know, Bakugan belong to elements known as Attributes. He can breathe fire and summon fire tornadoes.
  • Hydranoid - This Hydranoid has only one head and walks on all fours, like a lizard. He is a Darkus Attribute. Was the former Guardian of the Brawler Masqurade until Alice obtained him. Hydranoid also can breathe fire. But his fire is purple.
  • Tigrerra - A tiger like Bakugan. Pretty much her whole body is covered with blades. She is the Guardian of Runo. She walks on all fours, like a cat.
  • Leonidas - One of the two the bonus Bakugan I mentioned. He as no real Attribute, as his Attribute is up to the player. Leonidas looks a little bit like Hyper Dragonoid, a Bakugan from the New Vestroia series. Leonidas was born in the Doom Dimension, where Bakugan go if they get defeated while the Doom Card is in play. There's no escaping the Doom Dimension. Leonidas has a laser attack and a claw attack.
  • Vladitor - The other bonus Bakugan. He was banished to the Doom Dimension after trying to take over the universe. He and Leonidas share a similar battle style: Brutal, merciless, and violent blows. The only difference is that Vladitor is even MORE brutal, merciless, and violent than Leonidas.
  • Dual Hydranoid - Hydranoid's evolved form. In the original post, I said that the two headed Hydranoid is Hydranoid's cousin. But that's because I did not see the transformation from Hydranoid into Dual Hydranoid. Dual Hydranoid has two heads, and can walk upright. It can still breathe the purple fire, though.
  • Alpha Hydranoid - Hydranoid's ultimate form. He now has THREE heads and wings!!!!!! He appears to be stronger than most Bakugan, as in the TV show he was carrying Preyas, Blade Tigrerra, and Hammer Gorem with ease. In the Bakugan Dimensions computer game, Alpha Hydranoid is a challenging opponent thanks to his high strength and stats. Unlike the Hydras that came before him, he can fly, because of his wings.
  • Delta Dragonoid - Dragonoid's evolved form. He has retracting wings and boosters on his back. All of his spikes become longer and sharper.
  • Ultimate Dragonoid - Delta Dragonoid's evolved form. He now has golden hieroglyphs covering his wings. He also has a white upside down "Y" on his neck, followed by white markings on the lower torso and knees.
  • Infinity Dragonoid - Drago gained this form by absorbing the Infinity Core. He now has a blue gemstone in his chest, and white markings surrounding the gemstone. That's pretty much the only difference between Infinity Dragonoid and Ultimate Dragonoid.
  • Perfect Dragonoid - Gained when Infinity Dragonoid absorbed the Silent Core as well as the Infinity Core. 
  • Gorem - A giant Bakugan with a shield mounted on the left arm. He is Subterra Attribute. Gorem is the Guardian of Julie. In the show, he often blushes when Julie brags about him.
  • Hammer Gorem - Gorem trades his shield for a Hammer. His hammer has a mallet on BOTH ends of the long, spear like, handle. His armor is now has extra details.
  • Preyas - A playful prankster that is Marucho's Guardian. He can use Attribute Change. For some reason, when he evolved, he didn't really evolve. He just spat out a Bakugan Ball that is supposed to be his evolved form. But the evolved form is a seperate being.
  • Preyas Angelo/ Preyas Diablo - A two in one Bakugan. Angelo is kind and loving, but Diablo is the exact opposite, loving combat and fighting over everything. They share the same body, but take turns controlling. With one side active and the other dormant.

Here is a list of SOME of the New Vestroia Bakugan.
  • Neo Dragonoid - A down-graded version of Perfect Dragonoid.
  • Hyper Dragonoid - Neo Dragonoid's evolved form. It is now more human like and has a "V" shaped crest on his chest.
  • Percival - Drago's rival. He has a smaller version of his head mounted on each wrist and wears a purple and red cape.
  • Elfin - Marucho's Guardian. She looks a lot like an elf, and has a frog head on top of her normal head. Just like Preyas, she can use Attribute Change. Also like Preyas, she loves making humans laugh and is the playful prankster of the Bakugan.
  • Maxus Dragonoid - Neo Dragonoid (later on Cross Dragonoid) in a robot suit. The toy version is made out of seven seperate Bakugan (one normal, six Traps. A Trap Bakugan is a Bakugan that has an oddly shaped ball, like being a cube.). It's got a lethal arsenal of weapons, such as lasers, missiles, machine guns, and so on.
  • Helios - A Vexos Bakugan. It is actually only half mechanical when it becomes Cyborg Helios. This is odd because all the other Vexos Bakugan are completely robotic.
  • Maxus Helios - Helios combined with six other Bakugan. It has the same arsenal that Maxus Dragonoid has, but walks on all fours.

Here are some Gundalian Invaders Bakugan.
  • Dharak - One of the Gundalian Bakugan. He evolved by fusing his DNA with the DNA of Drago.
  • Dragonoid Colossus - The most powerful Bakugan ever. Older than time itself. The toy is made from the actual Dragonoid, one regular Bakugan, and four Bakugan Battle Gear (Battle Gear are weapons that lock into place on a Bakugan's back. This works both in the show and in the toys.).
  • Dharak Colossus - A Bakugan of similar power when compared to Dragonoid Colossus. He is made out of several Battle Gear to form a Scorpion. It is a Mobile Assault Vehicle for Dharak.
  • Phantom Dharak - Dharak's evolved form. He can now walk upright and has miniature versions of his head on his shoulders.

Here is the plot of the TV show.
Daniel Kuso and his friends invent a game known as Bakugan when mysterious cards started raining everywhere. Along with the cards came Bakugan balls. That's when Dan, Marucho, Alice, Julie, Shun, and Runo realize that Bakugan is more than just a game.

In season one, the Bakugan Battle Brawlers go on adventures while saving both Earth AND Vestroia. Along the way, Masqurade battles the Brawlers every now and then. Later on in the show, it is revealed that Masqurade is actually Alice, who has been donning the guise of Masqurade to carry out the orders of the Doom Beings. At the end of season one, Drago (Dan's Guardian) sacrifices  himself to become the Perfect Core.

In season two, Daniel, Shun, and Marucho find their way into NEW Vestroia. The awesome upgraded Vestroia that was created when Drago became the Perfect Core. Anyway, they join the Bakugan Brawlers Resistance, who are fighting a war with the Vexos. Later on, Dan can use Maxus Dragonoid in brawls. At the end of season two, the Resistance destroy the Dimension Controllers, which trap Bakugan in their ball form.

In season three, Dan and the Brawlers wind up in the middle of a war between Gundalians and Neathians. Because the war could destroy Earth. In the beginning, the Bakugan thought that the Neathians were evil, but that was because the Gundalians reached them first. But they later realize that the Neathians were good and the Gundalians were evil.

In the final season, Almost the whole show takes place in Bakugan Interspace (The online Bakugan game exclusive to the show.). It mainly focuses on tournaments that the Brawlers compete in. It features two new types of Bakugan: Mechtogan and Mechtogan Destroyers. They are both super powerful and normal attacks won't work because they have a built-in force field generator. In New Vestroia, Mechtavius Destroyer destroys everything and kills all the Bakugan there. But the Brawlers travel back in time and prevent this from happening. At the end, Dan is seen on a boat and says to Shun that it's time for new Brawlers to become champion (Dan is, after all, the international Bakugan champion). So basically he retires.


Here is the plot of the video game that I have.
The player starts off with a practice brawl. But the Interspace malfunctions and sends you to an alternate dimension, where the Vexos from season two defeated the Resistance, took over New Vestroia and is in the progress of taking over the Earth. And what's worse is that the Resistance lost the power to use their Bakugan thanks to the Vexos Crystals, which take away the ability to use Bakugan.

So the player is convinced to take over the brawls the Resistance have. Even though your character is shy and has low self confidence. Anyway, when you encounter the Vexos the second time, you now have to multitask between fighting the Vexos and protecting famous landmarks. The Vexos are tearing down famous buildings such as Stonehenge and the Eiffel Tower, so they can build MORE Vexos Crystals. But the Vexos Crystals do more than just take away the power to use Bakugan. They also absorb a small portion of the Earth's life energy. So you fight the Vexos Bakugan while doing your best to keep the Vexos away from their target.

After some missions, a super-dimensional being known as Abyss tells you that the landmarks are of supreme importance. Her energy flows to the surface only in a few spots. And those spots are where humans have built their most famous buildings. She then gives your character inspiration to invent Hologram Towers, which are decoys that all enemies go after instead of their real target. Only problem is, bosses can tell the difference and ignore the Hologram Towers and go after the actual building.

After more missions, the player character's self confidence rises as he becomes more and more of a threat towards the Vexos' mission. After being given orders (By the Vexos King) to go to the Earth's Core and suck out ALL of the Earth's life energy, so the Vexos have more power in their lesser troops, Spectra (A Vexos General) tells his apprentice his true plans: To put all of the Earth's life Energy into Spectra's Guardian, Helios, to make him stronger so Spectra can overthrow the Vexos King, Zenoheld.

Anyway, After beating Lync (Another Vexos General) and his Guardian, Altair, a large amount of Abyss's energy has returned. She uses the energy to evolve Drago. From this point on, every time you beat a level, you can evolve one of your Bakugan until they all have evolved at least once.

Spectra's apprentice tricks the Resistance into thinking that the Vexos are trying to enter the Earth's core by tunneling into the Core in Egypt. But it's a trap!!!!!!! That's a line from Star Wars. Anyway, you have to fight one of the six Traps that forms Maxus Dragonoid (By the time you reach this point, you should have two out of six).

I have not gotten past this point, but on the final level you fight Helios in the Earth's Core, and Abyss tells you that the only way to prevent Helios from gaining more power is for her to die. So she has you blow her up. But after defeating Helios using Maxus Dragonoid, she gets reborn, and returns the player's character back to his original dimension.


I have heard that you can unlock Maxus Helios. All you have to do is beat the game, and beat the game a second time. You automatically collect both the Traps for Maxus Dragonoid and the Traps for Maxus Helios as the you progress through Story Mode.

  • In the video game, it is odd how you can only use the Traps that make Maxus Dragonoid and Maxus Helios. You can NOT use the other Traps like Scorpion of Hylash. And even there you can only use them to make Maxus Dragonoid and Maxus Helios.
  • In the video game, They never explain how The Vexos Crystals can take away the ability to use Bakugan. It would make more sense if the Bakugan themselves lost the power to fight.
  • It appears that when you get Dharak's toy, that it would be difficult or even impossible to get some Battle Gear on his back, because his wings get in the way.
  • Drago's ancestor is Genesis Dragonoid. Although he, himself, has no toy, his form is available as a toy. It won't say "Genesis Dragonoid" though. It will say "Titanium Dragonoid". Because Genesis Dragonoid looks like a Titanium Dragonoid.
  • Zenoheld's Guardian, Assail Farbros, is the only robotic Bakugan that must be piloted manually. At least, when Farbros equips the Assail System Battle Gear.
  • There are only two Vexos Bakugan that are NOT robots. Helios, and Brontes.

Monday, February 25, 2013

Chaotic Time!!!!!!!!

Have you read my "Birthday Supreme" post? If you have, then you would know that I mentioned Chaotic. THIS post is going to be about Chaotic.

Chaotic is a trading card game, in fact I have like, five thousand cards, and no two of those cards are the same.
The actual game goes like this: Two players command creatures from one of the five tribes. Here's the tribes.
  • Overworlders - These guys control more than half of the surface of the Chaotic homeworld, Perim, hence the name OVER-worlder. They are by far the most human-like creatures. The Overworlders that are NOT human usually look like they are half human, half animal. But only mammals. Weird, right?
  • Underworlders - These guys control the world beneath the surface. They look like monsters, even though their leader Chaor looks like a Mipedian. Despite their tribe name, Underworlders are not evil. In fact, in the Underworlders' perspective, the OVERWORLDERS are the evil dudes. Mainly because the Overworld and the Underworld has been locked in a century-old war over the ultimate source of power. But the TV show makes it look more like a CIVIL war than a quest for power.
  • Mipedians - My favorite tribe. I have an army of these guys. They are iguana people. Half human, half iguana. They were once Overworlders, but for unknown reasons, they decided to become independent. It is worth noting that the Mipedians control a portion of the surface world. And thus, the Mipedian territory is the only piece of land that the Overworlders do not control.
  • Danians - Giant, extremely intelligent, bug people. Half bug, half human. They were once Underworlders, but just like the Mipedians, they mysteriously decided to become independent. It is worth noting that they have a queen, unlike the other four tribes, which have either a king or an emperor.
  • M'arrillian - I cannot pronounce the name of this tribe unlike the dudes in the TV show. They are half human, half sea creature. I'm talking squid people and fish men. The also have mind control powers and are the REAL evil dudes. They are so evil that two thousand years ago, the other four tribes had to lock them up behind a gate deep in the Underworld.

There are like five hundred-thousand different cards. There are creature cards, attack cards, Battle Gear cards, location cards, and Mugic cards. Mugic is a combo of magic and music. But wait there's more!!!!!!! There are special Mipedian creatures known as War Beasts!!!!!! I, myself, do not have a War Beast, but they are really awesome!!!!!!!! War Beasts are giant Godzilla-like monsters. Mugic and War Beasts do NOT mix. Because you can't use Mugic on a War Beast. In the TV show, the user known as ChaotiMaster obtained a War Beast called Blazvatan. ALL War Beasts are reckless and almost uncontrollable. The only way to get a War Beast to obey you is to have a Mipedian Conjurer. Mipedian Conjurers are wizards that can summon and control War Beasts. But the Conjurer MUST be a Mipedian. Because the Mipedians created the War Beasts in the first place.

A cool thing about the cards is that there is a two-sentence bio on whatever is on the card. Sometimes, the bio will be a quote from a member of the tribe. Like on the War Beast Khorror's card, there is a quote from a fellow Mipedian.The Quote is "I realize the battle is necessary, but this... this is too much. Even if we win the war, Perim is doomed.". He said this because Khorror is the most powerful War Beast ever. So powerful that it takes FIVE Mipedian Conjurers to control it, instead of the one. Otherwise, your Conjurer would lose control and Khorror will reduce your army to ruins. Even if you do have five Conjurers, (based on the picture of Khorror's card) those Conjurers will struggle to keep Khorror IN control.

Remember when I said that the M'arrillians were locked away? Good! Because when they were "out-and-about", the Mipedians only used the War Beasts for keeping the M'arrillians at bay. It's actually a miracle that Perim wasn't destroyed by the War Beasts AFTER the M'arrillians were sealed away.

And last, but not least, we have the TV show and it's video game (for some reason, in the card game, the attacks can be used by anybody and come as a seperate card. But in the video game, each attack comes with the character that can use the attack, and only the characters that can use the attack can even see the name of the attack on the "choose-an-attack" menu.).

In the Show, Tom Majors and his friends use a special "cheat" code to enter the very online computer game they play. But the confusing part is that you become two seperate beings, one that exists in reality, and one that exists in the game. Anyway, they have super awesome adventures in the world of Perim, all while battling other people around the world who ALSO found out about the cheat code. Another cool thing in the show is that the players TRANSFORM into the selected character. They get surrounded by blue digital numbers which together make a ring, the ring moves around your body, and the body part that the ring passed becomes the body part of the selected character!!!!!!!! This process continues until your WHOLE body looks like the body of your character.

In the Video Game, Tom Majors discovers that a mysterious creature of unknown origin has stolen a special Battle Gear that can clone Chaotic characters. The only difference between the real thing, and the clone, is that the clone has glowing red eyes. So Tom has to build up an army of Chaotic characters and go on a quest to make sure this mysterious creature doesn't use the Battle Gear to take over the world. Oddly, NONE of Tom's friends appear in the game. In fact, Tom is the ONLY human that appears in the whole video game.

Here is a gallery of some cool cards. NOTE: All images are from Chaotic Wiki.

The War Beast Khorror. Please notice the Mipedian
Conjurers in the picture.

Blazvatan and it's master. The master is
the tiny guy with the red cape.

The Mipedian Conjurer Ailav and his
"pet". The pet is the War Beast in the background.

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Birthday supreme!!!!!!!!

It's February 21, right? Well, at least where I am. Anyway, March 21 is my birthday. BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's what I would love to get on my birthday as a gift. NOTE: All images are from Wikipedia, Spyro Wiki, Godzilla Wiki and the Pokemon Wiki.

Wii U Console and Gamepad.png
That's Right. I've done hundreds of
blogs about the Wii U games and
I don't have a Wii U myself!!!!!!

Plus I would love to get LEGO: Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Out on DVD. Surprisingly, I don't have a picture of the Movie.

Or better yet........I would love to have this.
MS014B Poster
This version of the movie has
Zekrom as the good guy.

And here's the alternate version of this movie.
MS014A Poster
This version has Zekrom's fire
counterpart Reshiram as the
good guy. Either way you still
get an awesome fight between
these Legendary Pokemon, with
Victini caught in the middle.

Get one and you get both. Same plot. But the roles of Zekrom and Reshiram are swapped. And some of the Pokemon will be Shiny in one version (No. They do not become shiny. Pokemon term. Describing an oddly colored Pokemon. Like a blue Pikachu or something.). And slightly different lines.

I would also love to have ANY of the Skylanders books. In fact, here's a few pictures from SPYRO VS. THE MEGA MONSTERS. There are more pictures in the book, I just can't get them at the right size.

That's what happens when your Daybringer
Flame hits your friends. Please note that the
Goliath Drow is un-scorched, but Trigger Happy
and Drill Sergeant are covered in burn marks.

Giant Spyro and Stealth Elf
Stealth Elf using Kaos' staff to
super size Spyro.

Anyway, one thing I would like to have on my birthday is LEGO City: Undercover: to go with the Wii U. Or that Amazing Spider-Man: Ultimate Edition. Yet again, that would be weird because I have the normal version of the game on my Wii. But the Ultimate Edition has Free Roam, meaning you can explore all of New York, from Brooklyn to Manhattan. That means that S-01, Hunter 01, Hunter 02 ,S-02, and S-03 are fought differently. Because those bosses are fought outdoors. And you can only use Free Roam outdoors.

Another cool thing I would like is the Temple of Light from LEGO Ninjago. It's got a robot with banding joints, THREE evil characters (a Stone Scout, a Stone Warrior, and Lord Garmadon). And the main attraction is the actual Temple of Light, where (in the TV show) The four masters of Spinjitsu regain their lost powers and gain awesome Elemental Robes. This is also the place where Lloyd learns how to use the power of the Ultimate Spinjitsu Master: The Golden Dragon!!!!!!!! Or the Garmatron, which (in the show) is Lord Garmadon's ultimate weapon, possessing missiles filled with a black matter that can turn a brave hero's heart as black as night, and turn the most righteous of warriors into pure evil. Also in the TV show, A mutated Lord Garmadon turns the Garmatron into a towering fortress. It is at the top of this fortress that Lloyd unleashes his ultimate power and becomes the GOLD NINJA: The ULTIMATE SPINJITSU MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

I would also love it if I got Star Wars: The Force Unleashed 2. I played the original Star Wars: The Force Unleashed and it was awesome. But the SECOND game is even cooler. You get to make dudes turn into a pile of dust, blow things up, Shoot lightning out of your hands, blow things up with a bigger blast. You become a Force wrecking ball. I mean, your attacks won't just DESTROY enemies. Your attacks also DESTROY the surrounding environment. Lights on walls and ceilings will lose power and fall off the surface they were attached to. A Force Push will send everything flying. Enemies, barrels, crates, rocks, fleas. Well....Nobody cares for the flea. Hey that's a line from Phineas from Power Rangers: Mystic Force.

I also want the Adventure Time DVDs. The Complete first season, the Finn's Hat DVD, the Fionna and Cake DVD. The list goes on and on. I only want one, though I don't care WHICH one it is. Even though if I have MORE than one, that would be awesome.

Or Pokemon Trading Cards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I always wanted Pokemon Trading Cards. I already have Chaotic Trading Cards. But I won't talk about Chaotic in this post.

The last thing on my list is Godzilla Unleashed. The Wii version. Because the Wii version is better in every single way. Better graphics, better sound, more playable characters, more story mode levels. It even has a cooler box cover. Here is the difference.
Godzilla PS2
PS2 cover. Please note that Gigan is in
the Bottom left corner of the box.

Godzilla 3
Wii cover. Please note that Gigan is
replaced with Biollante. Biollante is
better than Gigan because Biollante is not
entirely a monster. She's actually part
monster, part plant, and part human.

Another difference is the Wii has a little something called CRITICAL MASS. You fill up the Critical meter by destroying the mysterious crystals that are mutating the planet. When your character enters CRITICAL MASS MODE, they look like this. NOTE: the monster in the picture is Gigan in CRITICAL MASS MODE

Awesome right? Your guy
also doubles in size, and
their attacks will be lethal to
enemies. As a "punishment"
for using CRITICAL MASS 
MODE, the player will lose
some health when they exit

And the coolest difference is that you can use your character's breath attack while moving. In the PS2 version, you have to stand still to unleash the breath attack. Here, you run and jump while using the breath attack. And the final difference is that the player can use TWO new characters. Krystalak and Obsidius. Here's what they look like.

Obsidius 02
Obsidius. Please notice that Obsidius has
NO eyes whatsoever. Obsidius is made out
of TWO things. Stone, and Lava.

Krystalak 03
Krystalak. This guy is made entirely
out of crystals. Obsidius is Krystalak's
brother. The behavior of Krystalak is
truly amazing. It WANTS to become
stronger!!!!!!!!!! It does so by absorbing

But here's something that the game versions have in common. The local military that protects the cities that serve as Arenas in the game will appear and attack the players and enemies. They always go after the player that can cause the most damage to the city. But their forces can be easily defeated with a "wrong step" or, even better, you can pick up their vehicles and throw them at other players.

And that's all the stuff I want on my birthday!!!!!!!

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Skylanders: Swap Force and the new Skylander Books!!!!

There's a new Skylanders game!!!!!!! Skylanders: Swap Force!!!!!!!!!!! And they have books about the Skylanders!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is what makes Swap Force unique. Every body can jump now!!!!!!!!!!!! Because in Giants and the original Skylanders, the player can't jump. And you can mix-and-match the 16 new Skylanders' body parts! And it will show up in the game!!!!! However, I do not no how far this feature can go as the trailer only showed the player popping off the Skylander from the waist up and giving that Skylander the legs of a totally different Skylander. Even cooler, doing so will give your masterpiece new powers.

Here are the KNOWN Swappable Unstoppable Skylanders.
  • Wash Buckler - a squid man. Half man, half squid. His legs are replaced with squid tentacles that give a jump attack, where he latches two of his eight tentacles to the target and pulls himself to the target so he can finish it off..
  • Blast Zone - Two original Skylanders were Ignitor, who is trapped in a fireproof armor for all eternity, and Boomer, who loves blowing things up with bombs, TNT, and anything that goes "boom". Blast Zone is a combo of both Skylanders, as Blast Zone wears a suit of fireproof armor, and can launch bombs from his hands. His unique power is the ability to fly (REAL flight. Not only can you jump now, the Skylanders that can fly can get off the ground and take to the sky, with nothing but clouds below there feet.).
  • Stink Bomb - A skunk man (half man, half skunk). He has claws on his hands, hinting that he will be a close quarters combat specialist. His legs allow the player to use a fart attack (because the "Swappable Unstoppable" trailer showed him using a fart attack on the screen, and when the gas cleared, we can see Wash Buckler swapping legs with the other Skylanders).
  • Magna Charge - A robot with a magnet fused to his head. He technically does NOT have legs, but a green wheel acting as his legs. Judging from a screenshot, Magna Charge seems to have gravity powers, as the picture showed him shooting a purple laser that made a Cyclops enemy float in the air.
  • Freeze Blade - The Ice counterpart of another new Skylander, Roller Brawl. They both wear skates. But Roller Brawl's skates are roller blades. But Freeze Blade's skates are ice skates. Mad of ICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! He also has a boomerang-like weapon.
  • Night Shift - a ghost wearing boxing gloves. Because of the boxing gloves, he MIGHT be a close quarters specialist. When you give him the legs of Stink Bomb, Night Shift looks like a kangaroo.

There are two known new Skylanders that can NOT swap body parts.
  1. Roller Brawl - The Undead counterpart of Freeze Blade. She has roller blades (skates). Roller Brawl also has a pair of black claws that look like the claws of Wolverine (the superhero). Because of these claws, she MIGHT be a close quarters specialist.
  2. Countdown - a robot that has a bomb for a head and missiles for hands. A LIVING time bomb.

Now to the books. The Skylander books!!!!!!!!!!! Here is the plot of the first book.
 The first book goes like this. Gill Grunt is singing at a concert. But Boomer hates Gill Grunt's singing and stuffs his ears with TNT. But Flynn and Hugo are about to crash land, and Boomer is napping in a chair EXACTLY where Flynn's balloon is going to land. So Spyro saves his Troll friend's life by pushing him out of the way. Boomer, however, still doesn't know about the Balloon. So he gets all confused. Hugo then tells the Skylanders that flying sheep are attacking the Mabu Market (a grocery store operated by the badger people known as Mabu). Of course, the Skylanders don't listen to Hugo as he has been hating sheep since forever and has been trying to get EVERYONE to hate sheep for years. Master Eon then uses his awesome Portal Master powers to summon a portal that shows that flying sheep ARE attacking.

Master Eon then sends Spyro, Gill Grunt, and Eruptor to investigate. While there, All three Skylanders were attacked by flying sheep and levitating fruits and vegetables. But turns out that nothing was flying. Invisible Trolls (bad trolls. NOT good trolls) were carrying the Sheep, looking for an item known as the Chattering Key. A wizard known as a Spell Punk made the Trolls invisible so they wouldn't attract unwanted attention to themselves, but the Trolls wanted to have a little fun. And After the Spell Punk reveals that the Chattering Key does exist, Kaos himself appears and teleports the Spell Punk and the Trolls back home so Kaos can punish them.

At Eon's Citadel, Hugo reveals that the Chattering Key is the Key needed to unlock the ultimate weapon: The MACHINE OF DOOM!!!!!!!!!!!! The Machine of Doom is a robot that needs to be manually piloted, but contains the firepower to bring All of Skylands to it's knees. The Chattering Key is hidden somewhere in the Forest of Fear (go in there, and your worst fears come to life before your very eyes.). So Spyro, Gill Grunt, Eruptor, and Boomer go to the Forest of Fear to make sure Kaos doesn't get his hands on the Chattering Key.

At the Forest of Fear, The Forest's mushroom spores do what they do best: making you relive your worst fears over and over. Gill Grunt saw some Trolls barbecuing him and covering him with hot sauce, Eruptor saw himself trapped in cold weather and his heat dropping. Boomer saw himself at a tea party (Trolls are terrified of Tea Parties. Weird, right?). And Spyro saw Master Eon in shackles being mocked by Kaos (Because in the books, Spyro fears that Kaos will defeat Eon, because Eon is getting older and weaker every day). But Spyro breaks out of the illusion and snaps the others out of THEIR illusions.

The Skylanders find the Chattering Key, but it's guarded by a giant stone wyvern (a wyvern is a kind of dragon with it's wings attached to the arms). Spyro manages to confuse, and steal, the Key from the statue-like beast. And EPIC CHASE SCENE!!!!!!!! But after some chasing, Kaos appears and threatens to destroy Flynn if the Chattering Key is not handed to him. Not wanting to endanger Flynn, the Skylanders hand over the Key, which summons a magic temple that shoots a laser that blows up the stone wyvern. Kaos keeps Flynn as a hostage to make sure the Skylanders do not follow. Kaos, Kaos' butler Glumshanks and Kaos' army of Spell Punks, Trolls, Cyclops, and Drow go inside the temple. But Chattering Key shows Spyro a back door. The Skylanders find the Machine of Doom in all it's mighty glory. Boomer hops in the cockpit and activates the Machine of Doom so the Skylanders can use it to help people and battle Kaos.

But BOOM!!!!!!! It's a Trap!!!!!! The moment the Machine of Doom activated, the temple started to crumble. Kaos reveals that he never wanted the Machine of Doom as it was obvious that the Arkeyans (The Arkeyans created the Machine of Doom for war time purposes) placed one last trap to prevent the Machine of Doom from falling in the wrong hands. Kaos wanted the Skylanders to activate this trap so they would be buried alive. But Boomer makes the Machine of Doom blow up the portal that Kaos summoned for him to escape. And the Machine saves everyone from the crumbling temple.

When Kaos escapes, Spyro apologizes to Eon for underestimating Kaos (During the whole book, up until now, Spyro kept treating Kaos more like he's a nothing more than a pest than the evil genus he is.), and says he will never underestimate Kaos, or any villain, ever again.

The Skylanders celebrate their victory by having Gill Grunt sing, irritating Eruptor, who thinks that Gill Grunt is a bad singer.


Now here is the plot of the second book.
Eon is having Spyro, Drill Sergeant, Trigger Happy and Jet-Vac do a training session. Eon used his awesome Portal Master powers to create a fake Goliath Drow. Spyro attempts to use his ultimate power, the Daybringer Flame. But he has NOT yet mastered it and it backfires on Spyro, accidentally scorching Trigger Happy and Drill Sergeant. Calling it a day, Stealth Elf informs the Skylanders that a swamp monster is terrorizing the Stinky Swamp (which is a swamp that smells like rotten eggs, smelly socks and skunk musk.). 

While there, Stealth Elf and Spyro rescue a Mabu named Snuckles from a horde of Chompies (viscous monsters that deliver a painful bite). Snuckles reveals that his fisherman friend Nort has gone missing. Then a giant frog attacks the group. It's toxic saliva makes Spyro and Stealth Elf pass out after the frog "goes toe-to-toe" with Spyro and Stealth Elf.

Before Nort can become the frog's next meal, Kaos appears!!!!!!!! But oddly enough, he saves Nort and destroys the giant frog. When Spyro and Stealth Elf wake up, Kaos tells them that he has decided to become a hero and right wrongs and battle evil doers. This shocks and annoys ALL the Skylanders. I would be annoyed if Kaos kept showing up right before I could save the day and he saves the day before I could save the day. Wouldn't YOU be annoyed if this happened to YOU? I thought so.

Eruptor was sent to save a village from a giant worm, but by the time he got there, Kaos already defeated the worm with his awesome Portal Master powers. Drill Sergeant was sent to defeat giant sheep that were eating WAY too many plants. But by the time Drill Sergeant arrived, Kaos has defeated the giant sheep.

Drill Sergeant, Jet-Vac, and Spyro go to a desert to rescue the Molekin Diggs from a giant Troll. But Kaos appears and uses his powers to make this troll disappear. But the Skylanders noticed that the Troll looked familiar, like they have met him before.

After several failed attempts by the Skylanders to save the day, The Warrior Librarians of the Eternal Archives appear!!!!!!!!!! Their leader, Wiggleworth, says that something threatens the Eternal Archives (which is the library of Skylands).

When the Skylanders go inside the Eternal Archives, they get attacked by a giant Chompy Pod (plants that give birth to Chompies). But at it's current size, none of the Skylanders can damage it. The Chompy Pod then gives birth to five giant Chompies. By now Spyro mastered his ultimate power, the Daybringer Flame!!!!!! Using the Daybringer Flame, Spyro blew up one of the Chompies. But here's why the Daybringer Flame is hard to master. You have you charge it up, and it takes about 30 minutes to charge up. Before Spyro can charge another Daybringer Flame, the Chompies overwhelm the Skylanders. Kaos saves the day again by trapping the Chompies in an anti-gravity field.

But Kaos reveals that as a kid, he want to get a book called World Domination: for Dummies. But the Warrior Librarians never let ANYBODY borrow that book. So Spyro (who figured out his plan a few pages ago) and Kaos both reveal Kaos' plan. Kaos used his new wizard scepter to turn his minions (and random animals) into Mega Monsters. He had the Mega Monsters fake their defeats in public so people would think that Kaos is a hero and Kaos hoped that if everyone thought he was a hero that he could borrow the World Domination: for Dummies book. And if he didn't get the book through popularity, he would threaten the lives of the Skylanders and trade the Skylanders for the book.

But the Warrior Librarians STILL didn't let him get the book. So Kaos releases the Chompies so the Chompies can eat the Skylanders. Stealth Elf manages to steal Kaos' scepter and uses it to turn Spyro into a GOOD Mega Monster, so the Skylanders have a fighting chance. But Kaos gets the scepter back and shrinks Stealth Elf to the size of an Ant. Stealth Elf then stabs Kaos in the foot with her ninja daggers. In pain, Kaos drops his scepter.

The other Skylanders destroyed the magic scepter, returning Stealth Elf and Spyro to normal size. Wiggleworth wanted to show Spyro something secret within the Archives vault. Kaos not only wanted the World Domination: for Dummies book. He also wanted the legendary Book of Power, which has dreadful predictions that cannot be escaped. The book even knows how the Skylanders will fall, and the final defeat (and possibly death) of Spyro....Yet again, this prophecy must be talking about the first Skylanders game. After all, the Skylanders were defeated by Kaos at the beginning of that game.


Now here is the plot of the third book.
This book is a little bit new, so I'll just give a short story.
Gill Grunt, Zap, and Wham-Shell have to save the rest of the Skylanders from giant sea monsters in an EPIC underwater adventure. One can assume that the villain is a Fish Master, who possibly has the power to control sea creatures.

Now here is the plot of the fourth book.
This book is even newer than GILL GRUNT AND THE CURSE OF THE FISH MASTER. So I'll give a short story.
For unknown reasons, Double Trouble, Drobot, Pop Fizz, and Lightning Rod decide to confront the Cyclops Queen. One can assume that the Cyclops-es have been causing mayhem recently, and Double Trouble, Drobot, Lightning Rod, and Pop Fizz were sent by Eon to negotiate with the Cyclops Queen.

TRIVIA TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Throughout the books, Drill Sergeant calls everyone "sir". Even Stealth Elf. Who is clearly female. This is because Drill Sergeant was programmed to obey his master, and all his masters' were male.
  • In book one: The Machine of Doom, The other Skylanders think that Gill Grunt is a bad singer.
  • It is odd that the Skylanders didn't recognize Glumshanks when he was a Mega Monster. The only thing different is the size.
  • Trigger Happy makes a cameo in one of the pictures of Book one, fleeing from the crashing Balloon.
  • One of the Swap Force Skylanders, Magna Charge, resembles the Pokemon Magnemite. And when you give Magna Charge the legs of Blast Zone, the name changes to Magna Zone, which sounds like Magnezone, Magnemite's ultimate form.
  • Skylanders: SWAP Force sounds like Skylanders: S.W.A.T. Force. Funny, right?
  • It is worth noting that the newer Skylander books are coming out this fall, which is when Skylanders: Swap Force comes out.
  • Technically, The Giant Chompies didn't make their first appearance in a book. One of the bosses of Skylanders: Giants is a wizard (named the Chompy Mage, who got lost while going to Chompy-Con) that can turn into a Giant Chompy.

Tuesday, February 19, 2013


What do you get when you combine aliens that look similar to humans, a mysterious planet that was discovered five seconds ago, an online computer game, and futuristic gadgets that give people superpowers? You get Wildstar, an upcoming online game.

NOTE: I suggest this game for early teenagers between the ages of 13 to 16 years old. This particular blog post is to inform gamers about this upcoming game.

My research has revealed to me that this game uses a character class system. Here are the classes.
  • Esper - My favorite class out of the game (based on my research). Espers have physic powers, such as summoning random weapons and using their mind to send these weapons flying straight at the target.
  • Warrior - True to it's name, Warriors spend most of their time smashing things, destroying objects, killing enemies whatever. They appear to be armed with giant swords with brightly colored blades, but dull colored handles.
  • Spell-slinger - These guys are a combo a wizard magic and cowboys. They have guns that, literally, SHOOT MAGIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! How awesome is that!!!!!!!!!! They can also teleport, as I watched in a trailer.
  • Stalker - One of Stan Lee's most deadly superheroes is Wolverine, famous for the fact that he can make claws come out of his knuckles, and use these claws like swords. Stalkers do the same thing, but THEIR claws are holograms. I know what you are thinking. "How can you touch a hologram?". It's very confusing at how the holograms in Wildstar can touch you and you can touch the hologram. Anyway, Stalkers appear to have stealth powers and a whole lot of speed.
  • There are two more classes. Just not revealed at the moment.

The game is unique as you can see a highlighted area on the ground that shows you how much of the ground will be covered by an attack. This applies to both players AND enemies. But enemy attacks are highlighted in red, where player attacks are highlighted in blue.

Just like most online games, there is a species select. Here are a few playable species.
  • Human (Exile) - Believe it or not, there are TWO human types. One that is actually called Human, and one called Cassian. The only difference is that Humans are Exiles, a group of rebels from doomed planets that decided to join and create their own empire, and Cassians are Dominion, a space empire that either destroyed or took over the original homeworlds of each member of the Exile. The Exile Humans are brave in their own right, as they almost never back down from a fight.
  • Human (Cassian) - This is what the Cassians are like. Overconfident. They think that without them, the Dominion would fall into complete chaos. It's kind of true, though. Because it was this type of Human that founded the Dominion in the first place.
  • Aurin - Imagine a human with rabbit ears, purple and blue hair, and a long, furry tail. The Dominion ravaged their homeworld, and the survivors of this event became Exiles. One thing that is certain is that Aurins love nature. They are nuts for it. They love plants, trees, ferns, anything that comes from nature.
  • Draken - These guys are pretty cool. They are lizard people with horns on their head. When this species was revealed, so was the Stalker class. It is apparent that the only way to get one to like you is through violence. By that I mean blowing something up with a bomb.
  • Mechari - My favorite type of character in this game. Ten foot tall robots. The one seen in the "Meet the Dominion" trailer was seen using a Spell-slinger gun, despite the fact that Mechari cannot become Spell-slingers. Nor can they become Espers, for that matter. The Mechari themselves were made by an ancient civilization, designed to learn about, and interact, with other civilizations. But that was 16,000 years ago. Now that civilization has disappeared. Technically, that means that the Mechari have no masters to serve and could do what they wanted. And they wanted to become part of the Dominion.
  • Granok - These guys are ROCK MONSTERS!!!!!!! More than half of the species was banished to planet Nexus, where the game takes place. Here's why they got banished. Because they knew the only way to beat the Dominion is to use technology equal or greater than the Dominion empire. But the species and a fighting style called the Way of the Stone, which goes like this. NEVER, EVER, EVER, use advanced technology. They only used swords, hammers, axes, and basic catapults. The half of the species that did NOT get banished stayed true the Way of the Stone, while the Granok that WERE banished found their way as super soldiers of the military of the Exiles.

There are two playable factions. The Exiles, and the Dominion. The Exiles are the survivors of the Dominion's most recent invasions. And they are planning to turn a planet that was discovered just five seconds ago into their new home. Regardless of what is on the planet. But the Dominion want the planet for themselves. Two empires are wanting the same thing. So what do you think is going to happen? They go at each others' throats!!!!!!! BOOM!!!!!!! Massive war time slaughter!!!!!!!! Guys shooting other guys with guns that shoot MAGIC!!!!!!! Guys launching floating swords at other guys!!!!!!!!!! Guys with giant swords hacking and slashing through other Guys!!!!!!!!!! Guys doing something bad to other GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But there are three paths that don't involve shooting guys until they die or engaging enemies in epic sword fights. Settler, Scientist, and Explorer. Settlers get to build towns where people can relax and have fun. Scientists have to learn everything they can about planet Nexus. And Explorers have to map out every inch of the planet (while finding the thing that represents the universal language: cash, dollar dollar bills, dough, money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The green kind of dough!!!!!! And by money, I mean moo-la. And by moo-la, I mean cash. And by cash, I mean LOTS of it!!!!!!!!!!). Explorers can also reach hidden areas. So, if you are a Scientist that can't get past an giant tree, switch to an Explorer and you can get past the tree. Explorers can also take a couple friends with him when he enters these hidden areas.

TRIVIA TIME!!!!!!!!!!
  • The "Meet the Exiles" and "Meet the Dominion" trailers are similar. The member of the Exiles said that the Exiles are the good guys and that the Dominion are the bad guys. But the member of the Dominion said that the DOMINION are the good guys and the EXILES are the bad guys. They both have the same ending, where both members of both empires lose their tempers when they start talking about the enemy empire. They both give you a short bio on each species, but for some reason, they decided to skip the bio of the final two species (possibly because these species MIGHT be still in development). They both give you a short bio about their respective empires.
  • The housing system in this game is near limitless. You can make your character's house exactly how you want it both on the outside and on the inside. You can even make your house (and the surrounding ground) float in the sky. And according to the housing trailer, they fill up the hole where the house, front yard, and backyard were, and another player can build on top of that, and turn into a floating house, and this keeps repeating over and over.
  • According to the "Meet the Dominion" trailer, Mechari have no sense of humor. Someone off-screen threw a piece of garbage at a Mechari, and, without even turning his head, pulled out a Spell-slinger gun and blew that guy up.
  • The Dominion homeworld, for some reason, does NOT even look like Earth. It's odd that this planet is the Human homeworld despite having NOTHING in common with Earth. Even more oddly, The Aurin homeworld is almost identical to Earth. The only difference is that the whole planet is one big jungle.
  • In the official bio of the Stalker class, it says that Stalkers have about three million nanobots in their bloodstream, amplifying the Stalker's speed, strength, and stealth.
  • It is worth noting that Granoks can only become Warriors. They can become Spell-slingers, Espers, or even Stalkers.
  • In the "Meet the Exiles" trailer, when the member of the Exiles starts talking about how silly Aurins look with their rabbit ears and furry tails, the Aurin on screen hissed like an angry cat.
  • This game appears to have a lot of comedy. When the member of the Exiles from the "Meet the Exiles" trailer lost her temper, she punched the cameraman in the face, knocking him out. When the member of the Dominion lost HIS temper, he crushed his glass cup in his hand until only a pile of broken glass remained. He then asked if somebody could get him a drink in an expensive cup.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Spore Hero & Spore Hero Arena!!!!!

One of my older posts was about the entire Spore series. THIS post is about two games IN that series.

Here is a list of details that separate Spore Hero from Spore.
  • Epic story - In Spore, you are just creating and evolving an alien empire from being a tiny single cell organism to an Empire of Space explorers. In Spore Hero, you are a guardian of the galaxy who, along with your character's evil twin brother, crash land on a mysterious planet.
  • Legs become mandatory - In Spore, who can create a creature that has NO legs but slithers like a snake, thus making legs become entirely optional. In Spore Hero, you cannot use a creature with no legs, thus making legs mandatory.
  • Arena Combat - In Spore, all combat happens exactly where you encounter a hostile enemy. In Spore Hero, all combat happens in Arenas and you cannot step outside the circle of objects (the type of object varies with every Arena. The Mushroom Arenas have have short grass making up the circle
  • Talking Characters - In Spore, there are two times where a character talks. The first is where your Tribe's elders are discussing how to make their Tribe better. The second, is where your Captain is peacefully negotiating with another Alien Empire. In Both Spore Hero and Spore Hero Arena, ALL characters (except yours) can talk and talk frequently throughout both games.
  • Magic Meteors play a bigger role - In Spore, the only time you see a Magic Meteor is at the beginning of Cell Stage, where your single cell organism pops out of a Magic Meteor.  In Spore Hero, Your Character and your character's evil brother arrive at the planet in the form of Blue and Red Magic Meteors. The Red Magic Meteors are coated with Red Magic, which puts it's victims under mind control. The Blue Magic Meteors are coated with Blue Magic, which causes it's victims to gain super powers (the Creature Meejee, for example, gained the power of flight.). In Spore Hero Arena, trophies are made out of both types of Magic Meteor.
  • Posing, Singing, and Dancing become more mini game-like - In Spore, you just have to Pose any way you want, Dance any way you want, and Sing any way you want. In Spore Hero, You have to mimic the Pose Master, Sing Master, and Dance Master in order to beat them at their own game. There are also other creatures besides the Masters to play these minigames with you.
  • Extra Mini-game - Throughout Spore Hero, an NPC will challenge you to a friendly foot race. A Giant monster is at the finish line and will try to slow you down by rolling or throwing large objects at both racers. 

Here's a list of differences between Spore Hero and Spore Hero Arena
  • Different Story - Your character's evil brother is NOT in Spore Hero Arena. Actually, the villain does NOT reveal himself until you gather EVERY medal in one spot. Your character's best friend accidentally absorbs the Red Medals and turns into a giant monster resembling the famous Godzilla. But with lobster details, because your character's best friend is a lobster man.
  • Enemies Gang Up On You - In Spore Hero, you fight every enemy One-on-One. But in Spore Hero Arena, you have to fight several enemies at the same time.
  • Your Character Can Breathe Fire - In Spore Hero Arena, you get to use superpowers such as breathing fire, causing earthquakes, laser eyes, the list of superpowers goes on and on.
  • Intergalactic Road Trip - In Spore Hero, the WHOLE game takes place at one mysterious planet. In Spore Hero Arena, you get to travel through the entire GALAXY.

Here is the plot of Spore Hero
Just outside the stratosphere of the mysterious planet, A MAGIC Meteor Storm erupts!!!!!! On the planet's only beach, an Gigantic Red Meteor crash lands right in the middle of the beach. Two beach dwellers become possessed by the power of the Red Meteor. And Crack!!! An egg pops out of the Meteor, and hatches the latest reincarnation of Zarkhator (you character's evil twin brother)!!! But elsewhere, at a place known as the Mushroom Valley, A Gigantic Blue Magic Meteor lands right in the middle of the Valley. A local named Meejee finds AND closely examines the Meteor. Just seconds after touching it, three spikes grow on the back of his neck. And then two small bat wings grow on his back. And Crack!!!!!!! An egg pops out of the meteor and out comes the latest reincarnation of your character. Now's a good time to tell you that Your character and your character's brother, Zarkhator, are shape-shifters, so expect you character to change form a lot.

At the top of a grass covered hill, Meejee tells you that when you suffer damage, you can heal yourself by eating an ORANGE fruit. But the latest reincarnation of your character has no mouth (this is the only time where you can use a creature with NO mouth). So use your character's shape-shifting powers to grow a mouth (and optional extra parts, such as more eyes, more legs, etc.). Another member of Meejee's tribe then teaches the PLAYER (not the character, the player controlling the character) how to fight when in combat. When you have master combat, It's time to meet the Big Chief !!!!! But before the meeting can begin, Zarkhator (in his "Child Form", as I call it) drops a Red Meteor right next to the Chief. And the Chief starts acting.....strange. If you talk to him, He will just say things that won't make sense and he will start doing hilarious things like running in circles, trying to catch his own tail (Meejee's species have long whip-like tails). Smash the Meteor to restore the Chief. The Chief then thanks you, gives an Idol part, and says that YOU saved HIM, and he doesn't even know you Character's name (here you can pick a name. You type in the name and all characters that you have already met will address you by that name).

Your character (I will use the default name "Sporeling" to refer to your character) Makes his or her way up to the outskirts of Mushroom Valley. Before you pass through the stone archway that is the entrance, a guy called "Beast" pops up out of nowhere and tries to scare Sporeling. But the only thing scary about Beast is his deep voice. He then says that it's been impossible for him to scare anybody due to the fact he is covered with flowers, has a cute ponytail, and is wearing pink bows. But he tells Sporeling that he used to be a terrifying monster that has a girlfriend named Beauty (the couple is based off of Beauty and the Beast. I know). But the reason for Beast looking so cute is because Zarkhator used Wizardry to disfigure him. Zarkhator also happens to be a wizard. Beast asks you to go talk to Beauty to learn what Beast originally looked like. Sporeling reveals that he or she ALSO is a wizard by transforming Beast to what he originally looked like (you can make him look like anything you want as long as you remove the ponytail, bows, and flowers.) Beauty is extremely excited that her boyfriend is back but wonders what happened to "the cute puppy". She said this because she didn't even recognize Beast when he was cute.

Sporeling also helps to lookouts with preserving the Tribe's emergency supply of Fruit (There are no carnivores on the entire planet. Everyone is vegetarian) Because the hill where the stash of Fruit is has a pest problem. A Babbit  problem to be exact. He keeps popping up out of his Babbit hole and gobbles up an armful of fruit. But Sporeling solves the problem. He or she LETS The Babbit eat the fruit. When a character eats a normal fruit but has a full health gauge, that character gains weight and becomes a little chubby. By letting the Babbit eat, he will gain so much weight that he won't be able to fit in his underground lair. When he gets stuck halfway, he will beg you to get him unstuck. All you have to do is kick him until he pops out (because that's how I got him out). The Babbit apologizes for eating most of the Fruit stash. You can challenge the Babbit to a fight anytime you want. Because they can finally snack without something stealing the snacks, the Lookouts can continue watching for more Meteor Showers (they are also weather reporters).

Sporeling then decides to check out the Ancient Grounds, where the Masters live. Beat a Master 15 times in a row, you become the new Master at whatever you beaten that Master at. But before you can leave, Meejee begs you to help the Spikees (the second most advanced species. They also made it to Tribal Stage). The Spikees were Meejee's tribe's friendly neighbors and allies. But the whole Tribe was possessed by the Red Meteors. But it IS a small tribe as there are only six members, including the Chief, where there are twenty members in Meejee's tribe, including the Chief. Smash the Meteor and the Spikees will be restored. The Chief tells you that if you can beat all members of a species in combat, you can use their nest for further shape-shifting (you need to activate a nest in order to shape-shift). If you defeat the Spikees, you can use THEIR nest.

After reaching the Ancient Grounds, Sporeling meets the SAGE!!!!! The Sage tells you that he has a stone Idol and that the Idol Part Sporeling has is part of the idol. Sporeling affixes the part to the idol, and the Sage gives you a new power: The power of Aquatics!!!!! That means you can swim!!!!! But he gives you the ability to swim in the form of a pair of fins. The Sage reveals that he has known that Sporeling and Zarkhator would come to the planet and the Stone Idol, when completed, will give birth to the Stone Guardian, which can give Sporeling the ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But the Idol is missing a few pieces, and Sporeling has to find them in order to get the ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Sage gives you the location of the next Idol Part, which is owned by the Sage's old friend, the Yeti. The Yeti, unlike real life Yetis, has only one eye and is a scientist.

Before you can visit the Yeti's underground laboratory, Sporeling gets ambushed by Zarkhator!!! By now, Zarkhator has reached his Warrior Form (I call it that. I have names for every form Zarkhator has used). Sporeling must fight his or her evil brother in order to proceed. Before the fight, Zarkhator mentioned that this is NOT the first time they had battled each other. Apparently, The Magic Meteors that crashed on the mysterious planet also crashed on a hundred other planets, and Zarkhator and Sporeling had been fighting each other since the beginning of time. When you manage to defeat him, Zarkhator promises that they WILL meet again, before activating his ability to super jump (where he jumps so high it looks like he's flying, even though he doesn't have that power while in his Warrior Form).

After Sporeling beats him, he or she reaches the entrance of Moonlit Stoneway, where the Yeti lives. But a bulky guy with a LOT of eyes called Grub the Singer blocks the path. He tells Sporeling to get him a Moon Fruit, which is a fruit that only characters that live underground can eat. If those same characters ate a normal fruit, they would tell you that "power naps are good" and become unconsciousness (they pass out). After eating, Grub warmly welcomes Sporeling and invites him/her to his nest. Unlike most creatures, you do NOT have to fight Grub or his relatives in order to use his nest, for two reasons. One: Grub's family does NOT fight whatsoever and are extremely nonviolent (and super peaceful). Two: Grub INVITES you to his nest. Sometimes characters INVITE you to their nest. But the bad news is that the Yeti is trapped is a purple gem, frozen in the pose of catching a falling Moon Fruit, also frozen in the same gem.

Normal attacks will do nothing to the gem. Grub says that the Singer family can sing loud enough to shatter practically ANYTHING within hearing range (which is practically the whole Stoneway). Unfortunately, the other Singers have gotten themselves deep in a pickle (No, not literally. "In a pickle" means "In big trouble"). One Singer is being bullied by two twins that claim that the Singers' loud singing made it impossible for them to get any sleep for the past five weeks. Two more Singers are being attacked by Zarkhator and his creepy minions. And the last Singer is so hungry that he can't even move any part of his body. After Sporeling feeds the hungry Singer, he SPRINGS back to life!!!!!!!! He flies back to the Singer nest (Singers can fly thanks to their giant fairy wings). In order to help the other Singers, just defeat the bullies in combat and kick Zarkhator's minions. After helping the bullied Singer, he teaches you how to sing (Beauty from the Mushroom Valley also teaches you how to dance). After helping the other two Singers, one of the duo says that he was about to "lay the smack down" on the Critters (that's what Zarkhator's minions are called). But the other points out that he was crying like a baby. But if you saw them before kicking the Critters, They were BOTH crying like a baby. Anyway, The first Singer accuses the second of lying. Then the second accuses the first Singer of being a coward. Both Singers have a hilarious (but long) argument over which one of them is brave and which one of them is a coward, increasing in volume with every word.

But it doesn't stop there. The first Singer of the duo decides to walk home. But the route he chooses is infested with TUBER TONGUES!!!!!!!!!!! Tuber Tongues are carnivorous plants that punch their target with MAX force. Sporeling must help this Singer reach the hidden stairs leading to the top floor by stunning the Tuber Tongues with a kick. When all five Singers are at the site of the gem, Grub has Sporeling sing with them (they need another voice because the gem is harder than Grub thought). But they sing loud, off-key, Opera style (that's the loudest type of song the Singers can Sing). And CRACK!!!!!! The gem splits open!!!!!!!! The Yeti is released!!!!! But Grub, still hungry, ate the Yeti's Moon Fruit, and the Yeti can't even think without eating something. After all, he DID say that he's been in that gem for 800 years. But Sporeling gives him SNACKS!!!!!!!! The Yeti thanks Sporeling for the snacks and tells him/her a special legend. A being of darkness and hate and a being of light and kindness would come to the planet and battle to decide the fate of the planet. The being of darkness and hate is Zarkhator, and the being of light and kindness is Sporeling. After the story, the Yeti gives you the second missing Idol Part!!!!!!!

After putting on the Idol Part, the Sage gives you the power of Flight!!!!! Well....sort of. You see, the wings that the Sage give you only allow you to double jump, even though you get full flight in battle. Anyway, you can make Sporeling go to one of two new zones: Mushroom Grove, where you meet the king of the whole planet, and Moonlit Caverns, where you can go deeper underground. You need to "fly" in order to get to either zone (for Mushroom Grove, you fly over a bottomless pit. For Moonlit Caverns, you fly from platform to platform until you reach the entrance.).

At the entrance to the Moonlit Caverns, a guy called Patman says in an inspiring, but slightly creepy, poem that he wants good eyes (he was near sighted), good ears (he has bad hearing), and the ability to fly. Sporeling must use his/her wizard powers to transform Patman from a near sighted zero, to a bat-like hero!!!!!!! Don't let the term "blind as a bat" fool you. Natural bats have better eyes than humans!!!!!!!!!!! Their eyes instantly adjust to darkness AND light in a split second. And they can see colors IN the dark!!!! And their hearing is better than a human's too!!!! They can hear a butterfly flapping it's wings a mile away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, after that, you can go to the Moonlit Caverns.

In the Moonlit Caverns, Sporeling meets a cute little fellow named Smurlop. He informs you that, from that point on, all Red Meteors are "linked" (If a Red Meteor is smashed, it's linked partners will heal it, thus you need to smash ALL linked meteors before the healing starts.). Smurlop reveals that he is the only member of his clan that has NOT become possessed. Yet again, Smurlop's species are obsessed with glowing objects. So they brought it on themselves because ALL Magic Meteors glow. First Sporeling needs to destroy ALL the linked meteors in the Caverns (this can be tricky, as they heal themselves and each is so far away from the other). If you succeed, Sporeling has to reactivate the Crystal Tree. It's a tree......Made of crystals........ But to activate it, you need to insert three batteries (something completely natural takes batteries. Weird, right?). Each battery is cleverly hidden somewhere in the Caverns.

While down there, Sporeling meets Goglu. Now remember how Zarkhator is a wizard, and he used his powers to disfigure Beast, right? Well.....Zarkhator turned the bird creature Goglu into a yellow version of Sporeling's original form. So Sporeling must use his/her wizard powers again and restore Goglu. Doing everything here will get you another Idol Part!!!!!!!!!!!!

Before you can go to the actual zone, a Spikee tells you that, from that point on, victims of Red Meteors will attack you when you get too close. Another Spikee has been possessed and proves what the first Spikee said was true. After smashing the Red Meteor controlling the Spikee, Sporeling can go to the Mushroom Grove.

At the Mushroom Grove, a group of locals called the Kit-rats teach Sporeling a way to get past plants blocking his/her path. Get a swarm of bugs to follow you, and the plant will be too busy eating the bugs. While it's eating, you can sneak pass the plant. After battling every Kit-rat, you get to use the nest for further shape-shifting. One of the Kit-rats shows you something strange.....

A moose man (half man, half moose) napping at the base of a Red Meteor. No one checked it out because it's too close to a Linked Meteor. By smashing the Meteor, The creature, called "Yacque" awakens. He reveals that Zarkhator has used his wizard powers on him. Now you would think that Sporeling could use his/her wizard powers to restore Yacque, right? But that's not how it works. Sporeling needs to know what the victim really looks like (Beauty said that Beast was scary looking. Goglu said that he used to have wings.) Yacque couldn't say what he really looks like because he passed out before he could tell you what he really looks like. So Sporeling destroys the Linked Meteors that are dotting the zone. Eight of these have possessed the "Vakatroz" (more moose men) and made them go berserk, attacking everything in sight.

After that, the restored Vakatroz go to the tree where you found Yacque. They wonder who Yacque is. But Yacque thought they were talking about Sporeling. Yacque reveals that HE is the king of the planet!!!!!!! But because he has been disfigured by Zarkhator, The Vakatroz didn't recognize him and banish him. Sporeling follows. A suspicious looking Kit-rat gives Sporeling a fruit, and BOOM!!!!!! It was poisoned!!!!! You reawaken and fight this strange Kit-rat!!!! After some exploring Sporeling finds a cave painting describing what the King of the planet really looked like. He had a proud chest covered in a thick hide that was stronger than steel, Giant Horns, Skin colored like the sun, and powerful Jaws that called his armies to his side. NOW you can use wizard powers on Yacque!!!!!!!! A restored Yacque gives you another Idol Part!!!!! Before leaving, you see the strange Kit-rat, only to find out that Zarkhator has shape-shifted into a Kit-rat!!!!!! And what's worse is that he's in his Deceit Form (the form that comes before his Perfect Form)!!!!!!

After this putting on the new Idol Parts, the Sage gives ULTIMATE WINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! These wings give REAL flight!!!!!!!!!!!! You have to use these wings to fly up to the training grounds of the Pose Master. Beating her six times will give the fourth-to-last Idol Part!!!!!!!!!!

Despite the fact that three pieces are missing, the Stone Idol turns into the Stone Guardian!!!!!!!! Now remember what I said about the Stone Guardian giving you the ULTIMATE POWER? That can only happen if it gains the Feathers of Charm, the Claw of Courage, and the Ancient Brain.

It DOES smash the stone slab blocking your path to Zarkhator's lair, the only beach on the planet, where he was reborn. After restoring the local scorpion men (they give you the Claw of Courage), a Tribe known as the Long Beaks challenge you to a Posing Contest. Beating the Tribe members and chatting with the Giant Squid that controls the Long Beaks will give Sporeling the Feather of Charm!!!!!

Using it's new powers, The Stone Guardian opens a large creature's mouth, and a swarm of Critters attack!!!!!!!!!!!!! After defeating them, Zarkhator appears and has reached his Perfect Form!!!!!!!!!! Sporeling and Zarkhator brawl once again, and Zarkhator retreats into the Creature's mouth. The Sage says that the Creature is actually the only way to get the the planet's Heart!!!!!!!! While down there, Sporeling finds the Ancient Brain and the Stone Guardian gains the ability to speak (before he got the Ancient Brain, the Guardian was mute).

NOW he is complete!!!!!!!! And that means that you get the ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!! BEHOLD!!!!!!!! THE SPOR-O-MEGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A round disk covered in Blue Meteor shards!!!!! It can shoot a series of Blue Meteors that are deadly. Using this powerful weapon, Sporeling challenges Zarkhator to a best-two-out-of-three one-on-one fair fight After beating Zarkhator three times, Sporeling uses Wizard Powers one last time: To trap Zarkhator in a harmless body with NO superpowers whatsoever.

Everybody lives happily ever after. Except Zarkhator. Who is still struggling to control his new body.


 Here is the plot of Spore Hero Arena (which is the same game, but on DS).
Your character (just like before, you can name your character) crashes his/her UFO on a planet with a LOBSTER MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Lobster Man quickly become friends with the player. The Lobster Man, named "Yeedo", tells you that when he was young, he was an intergalactic blacksmith. He once found a Red Magic Meteor, and turned it into a bunch of trophies. The combat champions competed for these trophies, and those that won the trophy slowly mutated into hideous monsters. Realizing his mistake, Yeedo fled from his hometown in shame............

After collecting all 100 trophies, Yeedo accidentally absorbs every trophy into his body, and transformed into a lobster version of Godzilla. You must collect the medals made from Blue Meteors while Super-Yeedo tries to kill you with his stomps. The medals make your character grow to Super-Yeedo's size. Then comes an EPIC Godzilla Monster Fight!!!!!!!

After defeating Super-Yeedo, he returns to normal and You throw all 100 trophies into a pool of lava. But then comes a possible sequel opening. There was one Red Meteor shard that was NOT turned into a trophy. And it mutates a nearby insect...


Tuesday, February 12, 2013

The Aquabats Super Show!!!!!!

I now have a new favorite comedy/action TV Show. The Aquabats Super Show!!!!!!!

The Aquabats are a music band that are also SUPER-heroes!!!!! There are only five Aquabats. Here's a list.
  1. The M.C. Bat Commander - The leader of the Aquabats. Unlike the other Aquabats, he has no known superpowers. The episode Cobra-Man reveals that the Bat Commander never turns down a bet. The others often trick him into doing things they know he CAN'T do. Like jumping over a cactus. He didn't make the jump. Or eating a pizza using only one bite. Just like the others, he can become easily distracted. Like when he got some cash after his arm mutated, he was supposed to hire someone to restore his arm. Instead, he spent all the money on a gold ring with his initials on it.
  2. Crash McLarson - The "big guy" of the team. He is super bulky, and can grow to the size of a 50 foot giant. But the super power only works when he feels too much of practically ANY emotion. In fact, most of the time, right before he changes size, he would yell "Getting Emotional!!!!!" out loud. The episode Mysterious Egg reveals that his answer to everything is to smash a random object.
  3. Ricky Fitness - Ricky has two distinguishing traits. Braces, and flirting with any girl he meets. True to his name, he also only eats healthy food, which is odd because the other four Aquabats love junk food and only eat healthy food every once in a while. He also has super speed. When he uses super speed, he becomes a blue blur. Because the Aquabats uniform has a blue long sleeve shirt.
  4. Eagle-Bones Falconhawk - The only member of the Aquabats that has visible hair. Another part of the Aquabats uniform is a silver helmet. Yet again, Eagle-Bones has crazy long hair that goes down to his shoulders. He has a guitar with a switch. Flip the switch up to turn every played note into a sonic laser beam. Flip the switch down to turn the guitar into a normal guitar. As of the episode EagleClaw, Eagle-Bones can summon an eagle called "The Dude". In fact, when he summons the Dude, he says "I summon The Dude!!!!". Eagle Bones' guitar has been damaged about three times in the show.
  5. Jimmy the Robot - The only member of the Aquabats that is not human. He's a robot that looks almost exactly like a human. The only "robot" detail on him are his hands. Jimmy's hands are cover in metal plating. His entire arm has been ripped off twice in the show, the first time by a giant ant. The other time, by a bizarre monster made of dirty clothes, lint, and laundry soap. Despite the fact that Wikipedia says that he is emotionless, he shows emotion in the show. Like when the Floating Eyeball of Death turned the other Aquabats into zombies, Jimmy realizes that he's alone. After that, he says "It's all because of that stupid Eye Ball!!!" in an angry tone in his voice. Jimmy also has a large collection of tools. A water gun in his right pointer finger. A fruit punch dispenser in his left pointer finger. Laser guns in all the other fingers. Ripping off the pointer finger of either hand turns the entire hand into a bomb. Ripping off the entire hand allows it to gain a mind of it's own and walk around as a seperate being. He even has a peppermint dispenser in both pointer fingers. And last but not least, he has computer eyes that can scan objects, including people, to see their current status. He can scan eggs to find out if there is life inside. When you don't feel well, he can scan you to find out that you are only hungry.

Here is a list of some of the other characters in the show.
  • Pilgrim Boy - a pilgrim. Like the ones during the very first Thanksgiving. He is also a shapes shifter and can transform into practically ANY imaginable object. Pilgrim Boy's only weakness are his own powers. You see, every time Pilgrim Boy shape shifts, it costs him physical pain on every part of his body. But despite that, he helped the Aquabats defeat a giant insect-like monster that tried to destroy the pineapple plantation in Detroit. He did so by transforming into a teenage Pilgrim version of Micheal Jackson, singing a song that made all the Aquabats (except Jimmy) burst into tears. Five seconds after the song ended, BOOM!!!!!!!!!! The bug exploded!!!!!!
  • Tina - A girl that works at a gas station. She befriended Crash and Eagle Bones. She told the Aquabats how to defeat the Floating Eyeball of Death: laser surgery. And by laser surgery, I mean that they were supposed the blow it up with lasers. Tina also helped Jimmy build a GIANT laser cannon (that replaced his entire arm). Jimmy also took her favorite "Feel My Steel" Truck driver hat.
  • EagleClaw - Eagle-Bones' brother. For some bizarre reason, Eagle Claw's hands look exactly like an eagle's talons. He also has a a guitar that shoots sonic laser beams. In fact, Eagle-Bones and Eagle Claw had a showdown with these guitars. But they were so evenly matched, It was a stalemate. EagleClaw managed to beat Eagle Bones. But Eagle-Bones summons the Dude. And the Dude slashed at EagleClaw's face, scarring his face with a large claw mark. Yet again, EagleClaw never saw it coming because the Dude is invisible to everyone but Eagle-Bones.
  • Man-Ant - half man, half ant. Crash was the one who created him when he was a kid. You see, when Crash was about six years old, he was playing with his toys in the sand box in his back yard. He found a genie lamp in the sand box and the genie inside granted him one wish. Crash wished for a toy that was half man, half ant for his toys to fight. But he didn't say "Toy". So the genie gave life to the toy, thinking that Crash wanted a LIVING half man, half ant character. Before Crash could mess around with Man-Ant, Crash's mother called him inside. But when Crash did go inside the house, Man-Ant thought that Crash abandoned him (he also thought that Crash was his mother), turning him evil. When Crash grew up, Man-Ant became a first class SUPER-villain!!!!!!!
  • Dr. Eva Mudlark - a German scientist whose ancestors were lowly garbage collectors. In Jimmy's bio, I mentioned a monster made of dirty clothes, lint, and laundry soap. Eva Mudlark was the person that created that monster. She also created "Muck Monsters", which are made of garbage and mud. She used the power of science (mainly chemicals) to create both monsters.
  • Space Monster M - an alien that wears a MECHA SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!! Clearly the most powerful enemy that the Aquabats have faced. He is a giant, and when Crash grew to giant size, Space Monster M was slightly taller. But Crash still gave him a smack-down. During this smack-down, Crash was completely consumed by a combo of anger and sadness. Because Space Monster M killed Crash's two favorite superheroes: Super Magic Power Man and Lanolin Lady. Oddly enough, Ricky Fitness was the only Aquabat that never laid a single hit on Space Monster M. Because he was preparing the Aquabats' mobile headquarters, the Battle Tram, for a quick getaway should Crash, the M.C. Bat Commander, Jimmy, and Eagle-Bones fail to stop Space Monster M. Space Monster M is armed with wrist mounted laser cannons, a shock-wave generator, and Super Magic Power Man's Super Magic Power Headband (which he stole after killing Super Magic Power Man), which can shoot a laser that disintegrates anything the laser hits.

 In every episode, The Aquabats or another character would find a secret episode of a computer animation-style version of the Aquabats. In the episode Haunted Battle Tram,  Ricky sees a ghost (literally) and runs away in fear. He tries to go down another hall in the Battle Tram, but it's sealed off. When Ricky frantically enters the code needed to open the door, his path is blocked off by one of the computer animated TV show. Ricky quickly forgets about the ghost when he watches the show. But when it's over, he sees the same ghost and runs down another hall. When the Aquabats are fighting Space Monster M, Crash throws the M.C. Bat Commander at Space Monster M. The Commander lands right in M's eye. The Commander finds a small Television set in M's eye socket and watches the computer animation finale.

  • One running gag through the whole show is that Ricky Fitness would flirt with EVERY single girl he meets. He once fallen in love with one of the three heads of a Siren. Those two are currently in long distance relationship because Sirens are not allowed to leave the underworld. EVER. 
  • Another gag is only in Haunted Battle Tram, where Crash started freaking out after the Battle Tram becomes haunted. He even locked himself in the Battle Tram's only bathroom and thought that the ghost was impersonating the other Aquabats to get him to unlock the bathroom so the ghost could kill him. While he was in there he said that he was the only Aquabat that was alive, thinking the ghost killed the rest of the Aquabats. That was AFTER the ghost STOPPED haunting the Battle Tram.
  • Another gag is only in Mysterious Egg, where the Aquabats take wild guesses at what could be inside the giant egg they found. Crash hoped that the egg had a monkey wearing sunglasses in it. Because he wanted somebody to help him smash random objects. The M.C. Bat Commander hoped that himself as a baby was in the egg. He thought that himself as a baby was the "coolest thing in the world". Ricky didn't care what was in the egg. He just wanted to make the world's biggest scrambled egg out of it. So he could eat it. Eagle Bones hoped that a woman with an eagle's head was in the egg so he could have a new dance partner. Jimmy didn't guess what was in the egg and instead sings a song about himself being a robot that wants to be a stay-at-home mom. No really, Jimmy always wanted to be a stay-at-home mom.
  • Another gag is in Cobra-Man and Man-Ant. In most TV shows, it takes about five seconds to type in a pass-code. In these two episodes, It took Jimmy like ten minutes to type in a code. No, he didn't move slowly when he typed in the code, because his fingers were moving so fast you could barely see them. It's just that the number of digits IN the code is large. Like somewhere around 700,000, meaning you would have to type in 700,000 numbers to enter the code. In Man-Ant, Jimmy typed in the code to make a flat screen TV pop into the room. In Cobra-Man, Jimmy typed in a code of similar length to open the back door of the Battle Tram.
  • The Last gag I will mention (there are three hundred. We would be here forever if I mentioned all of them.) is in EVERY episode. It's where a commercial for a fictional product interrupts the show in the most important scenes. Like the Snakey Snack,a cookie that's "So good, Snakey wants them back". Snakey is a monster the Aquabats fought. Jimmy blew up Snakey with lasers. Or the Mummy Spray, which is bug repellent to use on mummys. Not the parent. the undead monster covered in wraps.

Here is the plot of the computer animation episodes.
Before dying, Space Monster M throws the Aquabats into outer space. It is here where the animated episodes begin. When they reached orbit, the Aquabats went into stasis, floating lifelessly. The M.C. Bat Commander wakes up after have a dream where he was playing with a cute puppy dog on the surface of the Moon. The Commander notices an alarm the cockpit is sounding off. He realizes that the Battle Tram is heading front end first at the moon. The commander straps on the seat belt and tries to steer the Battle Tram out of the collision course, but the steering wheel pops right off of the control panel. The Bat Commander presses a shiny red button labeled "GRAVITY" and the other Aquabats wake up after landing face first on the floor. They then rush into the cockpit of the Battle Tram. Each Aquabat straps on their seat belts and start messing around with the futuristic controls in front of them. Eagle-Bones deploys a giant Spring to soften the crash landing. When they land, The Commander says that he admires "the fresh Moon air". But as he says this, Ricky asks Crash if he remembered to lock up the Space animal cages. Crash reveals that he forgot all about the space animals and the Aquabats are attacked by SPACE BEES, the most dangerous BEES in SPACE!!!!!!! The Bat Commander sees the puppy dog from his dream and follows it into a rabbit hole, only to encounter the evil alien Moon-Cheese!!!!!!!!

Moon-Cheese reveals that the Moon is actually his lair and he has installed a giant laser capable of destroying entire planets. But to charge it, he needs a human's "mind energy". As he sucks the mind energy out of the Commander, the rest of the team is fighting SPACE BEES, the most dangerous BEES in SPACE!!!!!!!!!! Jimmy is blasting the Space Bees with his lasers, Eagle-Bones is zapping the Space Bees with the sonic beams from his guitar. Ricky is swatting and kicking the Space Bees, and Crash is doing nothing besides eating peanuts. Ricky takes Crash's peanut jar and traps the Space Bees in the jar, only to use the Space Bees on Moon-cheese when they rescue the Commander. The Aquabats escape the control room by jumping down a trash chute. But they land at the Moon's core, where a killer sea monster abducts Jimmy the Robot. Crash and Ricky almost managed to save Jimmy, but the monster got away.

Ricky and Eagle-Bones find a classic UFO and the Aquabats turn it into a Victorian Era submarine. But only toy sized. Ricky then finds a LIFE SIZE Submarine and the Aquabats use it to follow the Sea Monster. By Now, Jimmy had a system reboot and is in some underwater city, and he is in it's dungeon. The guard reveals that he is to become a King's personal butler. Jimmy manages to escape the cell, but the guard zaps him with a stick that causes a major malfunction in his most of his wiring and circuitry.

After defeating the sea Monster with Bubble torpedoes, the Aquabats find the underwater city. They enter the city, but flood it as they enter. Eagle-Bones uses FANCY SUBMARINE DRIVING skills to reach a malfunctioning Jimmy. But when they leave, the demolished city starts a cave-in. The Aquabats rush out of an exit tunnel that leads to the surface of the Moon.

When they get the Battle Tram airborne (This moment reveals that the Battle Tram can fly), the Aquabats realize, by now, that Jimmy is malfunctioning. First they change Jimmy's batteries (Double A batteries to be exact), but all that does is cause Jimmy to go into sleep mode. he still is malfunctioning. Eagle-Bones finds several "micro chompers", a microscopic parasite that slowly destroys machinery from the inside out, inside Jimmy the Robot's body.

The Aquabats shrink themselves to the size of the micro chomper and use a tiny futuristic submarine to fly up Jimmy's nose. But there are too many micro chompers to fight. So they go to the brain and restart Jimmy's antivirus defense system that will destroy anything that has entered Jimmy's body, including the Aquabats. But the Bat Commander says that pushing the restart button attached to the brain isn't working. Eagle-Bones and The Bat Commander have a hilarious argument over how the button works, but the confusion is that the Commander expected the antivirus defenses to kick in instantly. Because Eagle-Bones was reading a "how to work Jimmy the Robot" instruction manual, he probably knew that it would take a while for the antivirus defenses to kick in. Anyway, back in the Battle Tram, Jimmy gets attacked by a Goliath Space Worm.

After the Space Worm knocks some sense into Jimmy (literally), Jimmy does some fancy space driving. But the Goliath Space Worm creates several black holes which almost suck in the Battle Tram. Back inside Jimmy's brain, the Bat Commander gets attacked by about five hundred thousand micro chompers. Because of the micro chompers, the Commander can't hold down the restart button long enough for the antivirus defense system to kick in. So he pulls out the plug connected to the button and pushes it back in. Now the antivirus defenses kick in. But the Aquabats now have like thirty seconds to get OUT of Jimmy's body before the antivirus defenses blast them to bits. Jimmy realizes where his fellow Aquabats are and guides the Aquabats to the quickest exit. But the Aquabats land in Jimmy's heart. And one of the defenses blasts the submarine, causing the growing feature to start within a T-minus Ten second countdown.

Jimmy gets the Aquabats out of his body by blowing his nose. The Goliath Space Worm has created a GIANT black hole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And the Aquabats are sucked in, Jimmy states that he loves the other Aquabats and hugs the Commander, while also stating that there is a small chance they could get out of the dimension the black hole created. But after flying through the Space Worm, they get out of the black hole and land on a mysterious jungle planet (with the narrator saying that this scene is a little too much like the first episode).

On the surface below, A wizard villain is about to kill the king and queen of the planet (who are tied to posts). The Aquabats land right behind him and the king promises untold riches to the Aquabats if they defeat the wizard and free them. The wizard activates a dagger called Todd (that's right. Todd) and summons an powerful lightning storm. But Eagle-Bones sends him flying with only ONE sonic blast from his guitar. Jimmy takes the dagger of Todd so he can study it. But the Aquabats are having too much fun partying with the planet's locals to even care about the dagger, or ANYTHING really.

But the party is interrupted by Giant Hungry Wolves!!!!!!!!!!!!! One of the villagers says that those wolves have DAILY attacks. The wolves attack that one village EVERY SINGLE DAY!!!!!! Now realizing that if they lived on that planet for the rest of their lives that they would have to defend themselves from killer wolf monsters, the Bat Commander commands the Aquabats to go back to the Battle Tram. Jimmy infuses the dagger into the Battle Trams controls and they fly to another dimension. And the Time-Sprinkler appears and traps the Aquabats in a time flow reboot, doomed to re-experience all their adventures starting with the live action episode Man-Ant!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  • When Man-Ant was created, he said something that sounded a little bit like "Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort Wort."
  • The Aquabats happen to be a REAL music band. They are not superheroes in real life, though. But the band's trademark is having a costumed monster appear on stage and the Aquabats fight the monster while performing, all at the same time. The show uses some of the monsters from the real life concerts.
  • Every time the Aquabats learn a life lesson, the narrator says "Learning and Growing!!!".
  • The M.C. Bat Commander's real name is Christian Jacobs. "M.C. Bat Commander" is just a stage name.
  • The Battle Tram's inside is WAY bigger than it is on the outside. It's cockpit is an entire ROOM full of futuristic, almost alien, controls. It has like a hundred halls that would be a maze to anybody unless you are an Aquabat. The Aquabats in the show actually LIVE inside the Battle Tram. Jimmy has his own laboratory where he can experiment with chemicals. That same laboratory has a recharge station so Jimmy can recharge (he only used it on screen once out of the whole show). The Battle Tram also has a detailed living room with retractable disco ball, a slide-out flat-screen TV, and a dance floor. It also has a bed room with those bunk beds with one mattress on top and one mattress on the bottom. There are two of those bunk beds infused to the Battle Tram walls. And the last room isn't really a room. It's an expansion of the living room. A large round table comes out of the floor. This table has only one keyboard (a space bar, one button for every letter in the U.S.A. alphabet, a back space, it's pretty much the same keyboard as the one I;m using to type this very post). Anyway, this computer screen remotely controls practically EVERY SINGLE gizmo and device the Battle Tram has at it's disposal.
  • Every Aquabat has a musical talent they use in the band: Ricky is the band's drummer, Eagle-Bones and Crash are the guitarists, Jimmy plays the electric key board (No, not a computer keyboard. The musical instrument), and the M.C. Bat Commander is the lead singer.
  • No two episodes share the same villain. First comes Man-Ant, later down the road comes The Floating Eyeball of Death, and finally comes Space Monster M.