To recap, this April Fool's joke spiraled out of control as I realized a bit too late that there are 800(!!) Pokemon total. For more information on what Pokemon is, check part 1. But it's too late now. I've committed to this project. Again, not every Pokemon will be covered, but Pokemon related to each will share a description. All of said descriptions are meant to be comedic and harmless, and no way intended to offend anybody. And finally, the Pokemon featured here are from Generation 2, meaning we got Dark-Types and Steel-types to work with now (those types didn't exist until Gen 2). Let's begin, shall we?
Chikorita family: Spiritually linked to Bulbasaur fans, but instead of getting picked last for dodge ball, nobody helps you on group school projects, making you do all the work yourself.
Cyndaquil family: You're the shy kid in school, but if pushed hard enough, you will fight back in a blaze of glory.
Totodile family: You are one of my fellow Florida men/women.
Furret: You're a pure, wholesome guy/gal. And you like to go on long walks.
Noctowl: Your favorite book series is Guardians of Ga'hoole. Excellent taste in books, by the way.
Ledian: You like how it looks like a fusion of Mickey Mouse, a ladybug, and a Power Ranger. You may or may not have an existential crisis if you ever learn that Orbeetle exists.
Spinarak family: You're the kind of person to own a pet spider.
Crobat: You know that joke about Zubat fans needing to wait 10 years before Zubat was useful? I was wrong. Crobat is actually a Gen 2 Pokemon, not a Gen 4 one (sorry)). So really, they only had to wait three years before being useful. Which means that Farfetch'd fans had to wait even LONGER before being useful.
Lanturn: You've realized that despite being based on an angler fish, Lanturn is the closest thing we're ever going to get to a dolphin Pokemon. That knowledge might "brighten" up your day!
Pichu: You prefer Pikachu's younger sibling. Also, you may or may not play Smash Bros Ultimate competitively.
The rest of the baby Pokemon: You like the cute, tiny versions of Pokemon from Gen 1.
Togetic: It reminds you of Yoshi from Super Mario. Or a duck. Pick you poison(type).
Xatu: You've peered deep into the infinite, swirling darkness of the abyss, and saw something that changed your life forever. You live every waking moment of your life with a sub conscience fear that an eldritch horror beyond human understanding will one day awaken and devour us all... Or you like kooky birds.
Mareep family: Beep, beep, you're a sheep! BEEP BEEP YOU'RE A SHEEP!!!
Bellossom: You like hula dancers so much you got a bobble-dancer on the dash of your car.
Marill family: You've embraced your identity as the fabled "Pika-blue" You also hate when people mistake your gender.
Sudowoodo: Your mind was blown when you figured out it's not a Grass-Type. Also, you like posing.
Politoed: It's the best member of the Poliwhirl family. You also believe in the power of rain dances.
Hoppip family: Watching these guys float around is weirdly therapeutic.
Aipom: You think it looks cute in the anime, but are TERRIFIED of it in Detective Pikachu.
Sunflora: You started life pathetic and useless. But unlike Magikarp, who carved a path to greatness and achieved true enlightenment through Poke-Nirvana, you gave up halfway through. As such, you're not really good at anything, except for gardening. But one day, if you find the right motivation, you can be almost as strong as an enlightened Magikarp. Follow in the footsteps of Magikarp.
Yanma: One day you will be a Mega Force Power Ranger.
Wooper family: You never really know what's going on, but you keep your spirits high, and everyone around you can't help but smile at your shenanigans.
Espeon: You're an Eevee fan who also likes playing as Clerics in Dungeons & Dragons.
Umbreon: You're an Eevee fan who's tired of being mocked for being an edgy try hard simply because your favorite color is black. What those fools don't know is that you make for a loyal, life long friend. You also play Dungeons & Dragons with your significant other (usually an Espeon fan) without really understanding the game, but you keep playing to make your significant other happy.
Murkrow: Your favorite movie is The Godfather... Is what I would say, but you and Murkrow aren't old enough to watch that yet.
Slowking: Your favorite board game is chess.
Misdreavus: You like to show your relatives click-bait YouTube videos with jump scares in them, just to see how they would react.
Unown: You had no idea they WEREN'T Legendary Pokemon until after you realized that these things can only use one attack in the whole game (that attack, by the way, is the one that ALL Pokemon get, so it isn't even unique to them!).
Wynaut family: You're in the same boat as Meowth fans, but you are a 1,000 times goofier than them.
Girafarig: You are Yin, and Yang. Alpha, and Omega. Beginning, and End. Assuming of course you've realized that "Girafarig" backwards is still "Girafarig"
Forretress: You have a bad habit of bottling up your feelings and living in a tight shell.
Dunsparce: You're a dirty meme-lord who insists that the moment this butterfly-snake thing gets an evolved form, he'll be the best Pokemon ever. That's not an insult by the way, because I too am a dirty meme-lord who insists this butterfly-snake thing will be amazing once it evolves.
Gligar: You listen to metal music, and are currently trying to learn how to metal growls. You're not quite there yet.
Steelix: You like your snakes like you like your coffee; Even bigger and in an even tougher shell.
Granbull: You look tough, but you're actually a pretty chill guy/gal.
Qwilfish: You don't actually like this Pokemon, because everyone keeps forgetting it exists.
Scizor: It's a cooler form of what is already the coolest Gen 1 Bug-Type. Once again, you have good taste in Bug-Types.
Shuckle: You're the kind of person who min-maxes Dungeons & Dragons characters to be good at one very niche role in the group. You also think it's cute, but don't really know what it's supposed to be.
Heracross: Your favorite Disney movie is Hercules.
Sneasel: You have played every single Assassin's Creed game ever released, 100% each of them, and even tried some speed-run attempts.
Teddiursa family: You have either visited or worked a, Build-A-Bear Workshop at least once in your life.
Magcargo: You're too hot to handle. Literally. Seriously though, if Magcargo really is twice as hot as the sun as its bio claims, then in theory the simple act of leaving its Poke-Ball would be enough to vaporize everything within 100-mile radius.
Piloswine: You're a hippie with long, messy hair. You may or may not own a pet pig.
Corsola: The original design makes you happy, but the Gen 8 Ghost-type redesign makes you sad.
Octillery: *singing* Who's that man in the three piece suit? Making a doll with a log and fruit? Who's that man with the eight strong legs? Tried to make me breakfast but he broke my eggs... Octoda-aaa-d, nobody suspects a thing! Octoda-aaa-d, nobody suspects a thing! Octodad!
Delibird: Your favorite movie is The Muppet Christmas Carol.
Mantine: Your favorite DC Superhero is Aquaman.
Skarmory: You like to play the Yu-Gi-Oh! card game. Seriously, Skarmory looks more like a Duel Monster than a Pokemon. Is that just me?
Houndoom: "It's not a PHASE, mom! This is who I am inside!" - Every Houndoom fan ever.
Phanpy: You prefer the original Disney version of Dumbo, and dislike the Tim Burton remake for its retroactive censorship changes.
Donphan: You prefer the Tim Burton remake of Dumbo, but still enjoy the original.
Stantler: You're the kind of person who yells, "This must be the work of an enemy Stand!" when something weird happens.
Smeargle: You're a tortured artist, always trying to craft your magnum opus, but every work you make always has something missing. The fact that you can't figure out what that is keeps you up at night.
Hitmontop: You play Beyblade competitively.
The Legendary Dogs: You prefer the very good boy versions of the Legendary Birds. You also cried at the third Pokemon movie.
Tyranitar: It's literally Godzilla as a Pokemon. What's not to love?
Latias and Latios: You and your significant other are both in a strong, healthy relationship. That, or you are in that rare 10% of humanity that's capable of getting along with your siblings. Possibly both, depending on your luck.
Celebi: Your favorite movie is Back to the Future.
Boom. Generation 2 done. We only got four more to go! Woo!
Which characters do you relate best?
ReplyDeleteI usually have one favorite Pokemon for each Generation. My favorite Gen 1 Pokemon is Ninetales. My favorite Gen 2 Pokemon is Tyranitar. My favorite in Gen 3 is Metagross. In Gen 4 it's Garchomp. In Gen 5 it's Hydreigon. In Gen 6 it's Aurorus. In Gen 7 it's Salazzle. And finally, in Gen 8, I really like Hatterene. I'll explain why I love these Pokemon when I cover them. I hope that answers your question.
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