What your Favorite Pokemon says about YOU! (part 6)

For anyone still reading these posts, rest assured we're in the home stretch. We only have two Generations left after this one. So long as Game Freak doesn't announce a surprise Gen 9 game on us, we'll be almost done.

Just saying it right now. I know that Gen 5 has Hydreigon, my favorite Pokemon of all time, but... Gen 6 is better... Because its anime series was actually good. Apparently the anime team took the criticism of Gen 5 in mind when making Gen 6. But the game's story isn't as good. That I will admit. Though to be fair, when you're competing against Black & White's story, it's gonna be hard to top it.

Gen 6 was the first time Game Freak used 3D polygons instead of 16-bit sprites. It also marked the debut of the Fairy Type, which ended Sableye's whole career and massacred Hydreigon. Once again, the descriptions here are meant to be comedic and funny, and are not intended to offend anybody. Not all Pokemon will get descriptions, but Pokemon related to each other will share the description. Now, in the wise words of the Doctor, Allons-y! 

Chespin family: You play a Paladin in Dungeons & Dragons, and you eat an abnormal amount of pistachios while doing so.

Fennekin family: You play a Sorceress in Dungeons & Dragons, and you look fabulous while doing so.

Froakie family: You play a Bard in Dungeons & Dragons. Now you have an in-character reason to sing Rainbow Connection. (before you ask, these first three Pokemon are actually based on D&D classes, hence the comparison)

Bunnelby family: You have a love/hate relationship with the Big Chungus meme.

Talonflame: You are, in fact, the Bravest of all Birds.

Vivillion: You were never meant to wield such power... Not that early in the game! Seriously, Vivillion is a Legendary killer! A LEGENDARY KILLER!!!

Litleo: *singing* Oh, you just can't wait to be King!

Pyroar: Well, you're King now. Just Be Prepared to Feel the Love Tonight.

Floette: It's been 3,000 years...

Florges: You run an incredibly fancy flower shop.

Gogoat: You are the G.O.A.T. (Goofiest Of All Time).

Pancham: You were expecting to see a Kung Fu Panda reference for this description... BUT IT WAS ME, A JO-JOKE!!! 

Pangoro: Ah, so you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me? "Well I can't beat the fish out of you without getting closer."

Furfrou: You and your friends spend a lot of time at the beauty parlor. Perhaps too much time.

Espurr family: You have stared into the infinitely expanding cosmos of the multiverse, and you have a firm grasp of just how insignificant humanity is, in the grand scheme of ancient machinations we will never know the truth of. You have searched high and low, throughout the intertwining constellations, and beyond the cold, empty expanses of space. All in the name of searching for an answer that you may never get to see. What is the meaning of life? Why were put here? What is our purpose? ...That, or you like kooky cats.

Aegislash: Pokemon Sword? Pokemon Shield? Why have one... WHEN YOU CAN BOTH!?

Spritzee: You were hyped to get a cutesy plague doctor Pokemon

Aromatisse: You're disappointed they didn't go all the way with the plague doctor motif, but the fact that she's now a can-can dancer is hilarious.

Swirlix family: You have one heck of a sweet tooth.

Malamar: You've read literally everything H.P. Lovecraft has ever written.

Binacle family: You really like lending a hand.

Dragalge: You can never pronounce its name correctly on a first try (hint, it rhymes with algae).

Clawitzer: Your favorite video game is DOOM.

Helioptile family: You're a very energetic person who's just happy to be here.

Tyrantrum: Your favorite movie is Jurassic Park. You also grow a thick, manly beard (if possible).

Aururos: Your favorite movie is A Land Before Time. You also grow your hair out, and keep it nice and silky.

Sylveon: You're an Eevee fan who plays as whatever Dungeons & Dragons class your party desperately needs at the moment.You're also the player that brings snacks.

Hawlucha: You like wrestling.... A bit too much.

Dedenne: You prefer Pikachu's foreign exchange student friends.

Carbink:  You're the Diamond in the Rough.

Goomy: "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY TO YOU!?" - Every Goomy fan ever.

Sliggoo: You play Splatoon competitively.

Goodra: You grew up on 90's Nickelodeon shows. You also think that Ash evolving his Goomy all the way into Goodra was the smartest thing he ever did.

Klefki: You find the fact that Game Freak turned a literal key ring into a Pokemon to be hilarious.

Phantump family: You like watching Let's Play videos of popular horror games, just so you can see how various Internet celebrities react.

Pumpkaboo family:  You like visiting supposedly haunted mansions on Halloween.

Avalugg: You're waiting patiently for someone to recreate the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier in real life.

Noibat: You want to be a DJ when you grow up.

Noivern: You grew up, and now run your own night club/casino. Good for you!

Xerneas: You're full of life.

Yveltal: You have some destructive habits.

Zygarde: You're the voice of reason whenever your friends get into an argument.

Diancie: You wear an excessive amount of jewelry.

Hoopa: *singing* It's gonna get a little weird, it's gonna get a little wild! You ain't from 'round here! You're from ANOTHER DIMENSION!!! *epic chip tune solo*

Volcanion: You like taking steam baths.

Bonjour, we have fini! Monsieurs and madames, I assure you zat we are almost done with zis project. And I will never try to transcribe a French accent on my blog ever again, so you no longer have to deal with my terrible French.