I personally have a love/hate relationship with this Generation specifically. Why? On the one hand, I really like most of the Pokemon from this Generation. And Pokemon Black & White has the best written story in the franchise. But at the same time, the Black & White saga of the anime was painfully bad. I tried watching it. I really did. But between gratuitous filler episodes, a snail's pace in the overall story, and many, MANY idiotic decisions made by characters who, given their character development in previous seasons, should be far more competent by now. People would often say that Gen 5 was the weakest Generation, and while I am of the opinion that Gen 5 had some great stuff, the anime that released during it was less than flattering.
Once again, these descriptions are intended for harmless comedy only, and are in no way meant to be offensive. Additionally, not all Pokemon will be covered, but Pokemon related to each other will share a description. And now, let's continue on our adventure, shall we?
Victini: Sweet, Sweet, Victory is your theme song.
Snivy family: You're a spoiled rich kid.
Tepig family: You watched Charlotte's Web ONCE, and that movie scarred you for life. Now you are a vegan, and proud of it.
Oshawott family: When you find a nice stick in your backyard (or at the park, depending on where you live), the first thing you do with it is pretend it's a samurai sword and challenge your friends/siblings to a sword duel.
Wachog: You won way too many staring contests. Now your eyes can pierce into the souls of sinners, Ghost Rider style.
Stoutland: Either you're Scottish, or you own a service dog. Probably both.
Purrloin family: You can charm your way into, and out of, any problem in life.
The Elemental Monkeys: You hear no evil, speak no evil, and see no evil.
Munna family: You sleep with a dream catcher.
Unfezent: You're a pleasant pheasant peasant.
Zebstrika: Look, if you like anything even remotely related to horses, everyone's gonna assume you're a My Little Pony fan. The sad thing is, you probably prefer Monster Hunter, but no one will believe you.
Roggenrola family: I believe that you could say... You rock.
Woobat family: Imagine if Zubat fans never got that awesome evolved form in Gen 2. This is the state Woobat fans find themselves in.
Exadrill: Your favorite anime is Gurren Lagann, and your drills can pierce THE HEAVENS!!!
Audino: You don't know much about Audino. Audino either.
Timburr family: You refuse to play Minecraft on any mode other than Survival: Hardcore.
Palpitoad: You like to tell people about The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise.
Seismitoad: Your favorite Disney movie is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
Throh and Sawk: You play Street Fighter competitively.
Leavanny: Instead of buying presents for your family on birthdays and Christmas, you make your presents from scratch. Very artsy!
Scolipede: You're manage to strike that perfect middle ground of cool and terrifying. Also, yet another awesome Bug-Type! Yay!
Whimsicott: You're content to let other people bask in glory and fame. You quietly help people get to where they are in life from behind the scenes.
Petilil family: You're a stickler for proper manners and etiquette.
Basculin: ... It's just Magikarp but tough, and without the potential for spiritual enlightenment. So, imagine about one half of my Magikarp description.
Krookodile: You wear sunglasses at all times, even though you don't need them.
Darmanitan: You take anger management therapy lessons.
Maractus: You're always the life of the party.
Dwebble family: You live in a mobile home.
Scraggy family: You're a hooligan, a vagabond, and a ne'er-do-well. But not by choice. Nay, you were forced into that lifestyle by circumstances outside of your control.
Sigilyph: You doodle funny messages in sandy areas like beach, or the kindergarten play ground, and wonder if anyone will read them.
Yamask family: You love how creepy and disturbing Yamak's origin is. It's not as sad as Cubone's origin story, but a whole lot spookier.
Tirtouga family: Your favorite Disney movie is Pirates of the Caribbean.
Archeops: You criticize dinosaur movies for getting dinosaur biology wrong, regardless of the quality of the movie itself. All you want is a scientifically accurate dinosaur movie! How hard is that to make, Hollywood!?
Garbodor: You hate hypocrites with a burning passion. But you gotta admit, its Gigantamax form in Gen 8 is actually pretty neat.
Zoroark: You're a charismatic bad boy, and all the ladies swoon over you. Yes, even if you are female. It must be the hair...
Minccino family: You drink cappuccino.
Gothitelle: You're not really a Goth. You just like Gothic fashion. And Dark Souls.
Reuniclus: Your favorite TV show is Gravity Falls.
Ducklett: Peace is never an option for you.
Swanna: It's a beautiful day today, and you are a horrible goose.
Vanillite family: You like to play with your food.
Deerling family: No matter how many times you watch Bambi, you always cry when Bambi's mom dies.
Emolga: Your favorite Pokemon is the saving grace of the Black & White anime. We're proud of you, Emolga. We're proud of you.
Escavalier: You play Monster Hunter, and are one of five people on the planet who prefers Lances over Gun-Lances.
Amoongus: You're a Foongus, Amoongus.
Jellicent: Your favorite board game is Monopoly.
Alomalola: You can successfully pronounce its name correctly on the first try.
Joltik family: You prefer the zappy version of Spinarak.
Ferrothorn: You make troll levels in Super Mario Maker. That, or you have the mental endurance to speed-run troll levels in Super Mario Maker.
Klink family: You really GRIND people's GEARS!!! Ha! Comedy gold right there! ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN, THAT JOKE'S BEEN DONE TO DEATH!?
Eelektross: Your favorite movie is Alien.
Beheeyem: You make fake UFO sighting photos and post them on the Internet.
Chandelure: The fact that the official Pokemon fighting game made a literal chandelier into a playable character amuses you.
Haxorus: You are strong, yet honorable. You're always looking out for the little guy.
Beartic: The only reason you go to convenience stores is for some sweet smoothies.
Cryogonal: You prefer the icy version of Unown.
Accelgor: You've watched every single episode of Power Rangers, from the original Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers series all the way to Power Rangers: Beast Morphers.
Stunfisk: You let people walk all over you.
Mienshao: Your favorite video game series/anime is Castlevania.
Druddigon: You put ketchup. On EVERYTHING.
Golurk: No matter how many times you watch The Iron Giant, you always cry during the "I GO. YOU STAY." scene
Bisharp: Your favorite board game is 4D Speed Chess.
Bouffalant: You've been rocking that Afro since the 80's. Ain't nothing gonna stop you now.
Braviary: One day, you'll fall asleep while listening to Guile's Theme. When you wake up, you'll have a toned, muscular body, a pair of impossibly cool sunglasses, and a tattoo of the United States flag on your bicep.
Mandibuzz: You got a bone to pick.
Heatmor: Your diet is literally nothing but spicy food. And if you have to eat something NOT spicy, you put spicy seasoning on it.
Durant: You own an ant farm, and your favorite movie is either Ant-Man, Antz, or Ant Bully. Take your pick.
Hydreigon: This Pokemon right here is actually my all time favorite. So keep in mind anything I say in this description specifically will apply to me as well as you. *Ahem* You are a fan of German wordplay (or wordplay in general), you write fantasy adventure stories in your spare time, and you enjoy making pop culture references. Before Generation 6, you were also the top dog at official tournaments. An undefeated monster that was both feared and respected. But after Gen 6, well... The Fairies came... *sobbing* LOOK AT HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!!!
Volcarona: You managed to get the true ending on Hollow Knight.
The Swords of Justice: You and your friends managed to get custom Lightsabers from Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge.
The Forces of Nature: You prefer their Therian Forms, and think the Genie forms look kind of lame.
Reshiram and Zekrom: No matter how often you and your best friend argue, you're always there for one another. One could say... That you complete each other.
Kyurem: You're the awkward third wheel in your social circle.
Meloetta: You listen to anime theme songs in Japanese because you think the English version of the exact same song sounds like hot garbage.
Genesect: Your favorite movies are all the ones where Iron Man plays an important role.
And done. Gen 5 does have some great Pokemon here, but please. For your own sanity, stay away from the Black & White anime. Trying to watch it is painful.
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