What your Favorite Pokemon says about YOU! (part 4)

I've come too far. I can't stop myself even if I tried. We're seeing through to the end. All. For the sake. Of an overdue April Fool's joke.

Now we're covering Generation 4, otherwise known as my personal favorite Generation... Mostly by virtue of being my first exposure to Pokemon. As before, all of the descriptions are intended for comedy only, and in no way intended to offend anybody. Not all Pokemon will be covered, but Pokemon related to each other will share the description. Let's see if it is as good as I remember, shall we? We might even see some Spencer Bias in this post!

Turtwig family: You carry your home with you everywhere you go.

Chimchar family: Your favorite anime is Dragon Ball Z. That, or you really like slightly obscure Asian literature.

Piplup family: The only reason you watch Madagascar is because of those crazy penguins.

Staraptor: It's the coolest of all the bird-themed Pokemon. So you have excellent taste in birds.

Bidoof family: You like to make memes out of it. That's all I got to say, really.

Kricketune: You're musically gifted. If only you could stop yelling, "DEELEELEE WHOOP!!!" in public.

Shinx family: Your favorite video game is Fire Emblem: Three Houses, and you refuse to support anyone other than Dimitri.

Roserade: *singing* You'll never see it comiiiiiing! You'll see, that my mind is, too fast for eyes! You're done iiiiiiin! By the, time it's hit you, your Last Surprise! Ooooooooooh, oooh-ooh!

Rampardos: Nothing can get through your thick skull.

Bastiodon: YOU LOVE BASTIODON!!! *explosion* YOU LOVE YOUR WIFE!!! *explosion* AND YOU LOVE DIGGING!!! *explosion*

Burmy family: You're the kind of person who puts camouflage on everything because it looks cool.

Vespiquen: Your childhood dream was to open up your own bee farm and become a beekeeper.

Pachirisu: Seeing such a cute little squirrel make the winning move at the 2014 Pokemon World Championship was the most mind-blowing thing you've ever seen. That, or you like it because its a cute little squirrel and had no idea about it winning the World Championship.

Buizel family: You're a French life guard.

Cherrim: You have a split personality. Also side note: When I read its name on my list of Gen 4 Pokemon I misread its name as "Skyrim" so Cherrim is now the Dovahkiin. Change my mind. I dare you.

Gastrodon: *singing* No one gives Shiny Hunters false hope LIKE GASTRODON!!!

Ambipom: You think Ash letting his Ambipom go to become a tennis player was the dumbest thing he ever did.

Drifloon: You read literally everything Stephen King writes.

Buneary: You love the Peanuts animated shorts. You also refuse to play any video game besides Animal Crossing because your wholesome Christian heart can't bring itself to hurt others, even in a video game.

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Lopunny: Your favorite Loony Tunes characters are Bugs Bunny and Lola Bunny. Chances are, you 'ship them. You 'ship them hard.

Mismagius: You make sure to go above and beyond when decorating your house for Halloween.

Honchkrow: You're finally old enough to watch The Godfather. Go you!

Glameow: You never evolve it, because its evolved form is a thousand times worse looking.

Purugly: Why would evolve Glameow? Now it looks worse!

Skuntank: You have a childish sense of humor.

Bronzong: You like it because it looks like a Legend of Zelda boss.

Chatot: You're the kid on Xbox Live Voice Chat screaming vulgarities into the microphone when your team loses.

Spiritomb: You have a secret you'll take to your (spirit)tomb.

Garchomp: Oh hey, one of MY personal favorite Pokemon! *ahem* You think Cynthia is the best human character in the franchise, wish she got her own series because of how cool she is. You also jam out to epic piano music and cut down pathetic whelps on a daily basis.

Lucario: Your favorite anime is... Well... All of them, really. You watch so much anime you don't have a favorite. I mean, the closest you get is Dragon Ball Z, but then you also like My Hero Academia, and you can never get tired of Bleach, and One Punch Man is hilarious...

Hippowdon: The only reason you watch Madagascar is because of that sassy hippo lady.

Drapion: What, a Bug-Type that isn't lame OR related to Scyther!? There's hope for the Bug Types yet!

Croagunk family: You stop your shameless womanizing friend from embarrassing himself in public.

Carnivine: Your favorite movie is Little Shop of Horrors. ...*singing* CUZ YER AH MEAN GREEN MOTHAH FROM OUTAH SPACE, and you're bad!!!

Lumineon: It's literally just a prettier version of Magikarp, so everything I said about Magikarp applies here. It's just prettier. That's it.

Abomasnow: Your favorite movie is Frosty the Snowman. You may or may not also be a Democrat.

Weavile: You have played every Metal Gear Solid game in existence (yes, even Metal Gear Survive). You respect Hideo Kojima so much that if he gave you a game about a mail-man protecting a baby with psychic powers in the apocalypse, you would buy it without hesitation. Oh, wait...

Magnezone: You believe in Area 51 conspiracy theories.

Lickilicky: You like its goofy sounding name, and the fact it looks like Majin Buu from Dragon Ball Z

Rhyperior: You're a lot better than everyone else thinks you are.

Tangrowth: You make fake Bigfoot Sighting photos and post them on the Internet.

Electivire: You will continue to sing the praises of the Diamond & Pearl saga of the Pokemon anime. You also listen to Daft Punk.

Magmortar: You play Team Fortress 2, and you fear no man. But that thing... *shows picture of a lake* ...It scares you.

Togekiss: You're a perfect little angel.

Yanmega: You are now a Mega Force Power Ranger.

Leafeon: You're an Eevee fan who plays a Druid in Dungeons & Dragons.

Glaceon: You're an Eevee fan who plays Overwatch. And yes, you do think that Mei is Bae. 

Gliscor: You play Vampire: The Masquerade. You also may or may not have read Twilight, but only to see if it really is as bad as your literature-savvy friends say it is.

Mamoswine: Your favorite movie is Ice Age. The original one. Not the sequels. You have some very strong and very negative opinions on the sequels.

Porygon Z: Your favorite movie is The Matrix.

Gallade: Your favorite anime is Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Now you can grow swords out of your arm.

Probopass: Your favorite video game is Mario Party. As in, ALL of the Mario Party games.

Dusknoir: You've made it your life mission to jam out to The World Revolving at any opportunity.

Froslass: Your favorite Disney movie is Frozen. And be honest, the only reason you like Frozen is because Let It Go is a catchy song.

Rotom: You're a bit clingy, and you bombard your friends with multiple text messages when you could easily use one.

The Lake Guardians: Your favorite TV Show is The Power Puff Girls.

The Creation Trio: You have a soft spot for the surprisingly deep and philosophical lore of the Pokemon universe. 

Heatran: You eat bacon-bean soup once a day, every day.

Regigigas: You've spent 15 years trying to understand the story of Shadow of the Colossus.

Cressilia: You have watched every Studio Ghibli movie ever made, and will continue to do so as long as they keep making movies.

Manaphy and Phione: You still don't understand why Phione can't evolve. But it looks cute, so all is forgiven.

Darkrai: You've watched every Tim Burton movie ever made, and will continue to do so as long as he keeps making movies.

Shaymin: There's no shame in your game.

Arceus: You've read The Silmarillion. Thus, you are now officially a TRUE J.R.R. Tolkien fan.

And that'll do it for Gen 4! For some reason I could have sworn that this Generation didn't have so many new forms of old Pokemon. Oh well, we're halfway done now.