Before we begin, go read parts 1 and 2 to learn why I am doing this. But I am once again reminding everyone that the descriptions shown here are for comedic purposes only, and are in no way intended to offend anybody. Additionally, not all Pokemon will be covered, as Pokemon related to each may share a description. With that being said, let's go!
Treecko family: You're a sly, charismatic fellow that everyone loves without question. So basically Robin Hood.
Torchic family: Your favorite Avatar: The Last Airbender character is Prince Zuko.
Mudkip family: You like to watch rain fall. It's a relaxing experience for you.
Poochyena family: You like to go hunting, so you bring a hunting dog with you everywhere.
Zigzagoon family (classic): Your favorite movie is Guardians of the Galaxy, and you like pop music
Zigzagoon family (Gen 8 redesign): Your favorite movie is Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. II and you listen to KISS exclusively.
Wurmple: Nobody can figure out how you work. Not even you yourself know how you work.
Ludicolo: Your knowledge of actual Hispanic culture comes directly from Coco and Dora the Explorer.
Shiftry: Your favorite Naruto character is Jiraiya the Gallant. You also wear stilt shoes to make yourself look taller.
Swellow: One could say that you're a swell fellow.
Wingull family: *singing* Rocking, rocking' and rolling. Down to the beach you're strolling. But the Seagulls poke at your head - NOT FUN! You said "Seagulls, HMPH! Stop it Now!"
Ralts: You just started watching anime, so you don't have a favorite one yet.
Kirlia: Your favorite anime is Sailor Moon. So now you're a ballerina.
Gardevoir: Your favorite anime is either Code: GEASS or Death Note. Now you're smarter than everyone else.
Surskit family: You float through life without a care in the world.
Breloom: You refuse to eat pizza unless it's covered in mushrooms.
Slaking: You are the most powerful creature in the entire mortal realm... But that power is kind of wasted on you, since all you do is take naps and eat junk food.
Ninjask: You strongly believe that ninja were the single greatest warriors in human history. You also probably have a collection of exotic Asian weaponry in your house.
Shedinja: You're a One Hit Wonder.
Exploud: You are the exact kind of person who blares cringy rap music at max volume while driving down the road.
Hariyama: You're ready to slap some sense into those hooligans.
Azurill: I mean, you're just a baby version of Pika-Blue. What do you want me to say?
Nosepass: When lost, you follow your nose. Your nose knows, after all.
Skitty family: You've led a pampered life style.
Sableye: You were invincible. You ruled the world. But everything changed when the fairies attacked...
Mawile: You ended Sableye's whole career.
Aggron: Your favorite movie is Transformers (the original, not the Micheal Bay version). And your favorite anime is Mobile Suit Gundam. And your favorite tabletop game is Battletech. Really, you just like anything with robots in it.
Medicham: Your favorite video game series is Shantae, and the fact that Shantae & the Seven Sirens is an Apple Arcade exclusive (at the time of writing) frustrates you to no end.
Manectric: You prefer the zappy version of Arcanine.
Plusle and Minun: You're a mathematician.
Volbeat and Illumise: You're a hipster who likes giving love to the more obscure Pokemon.
Roselia: You're a professional gardener, and your favorite Lord of the Rings character is Samwise Gamgee.
Swalot: Your favorite TV show is Chowder.
Sharpedo: You're the reason why Hollywood keeps pumping out terrible shark movies. Except Jaws. Jaws was good.
Wailord: *bad Thanos impression* You are Inevitable.
Camerupt: Your favorite day of the week is Wednesday.
Torkoal: There are two kinds of Torkoal fans. The first kind stink up their house with all natural essence candles. The other has a severe smoking addiction. Pray that you fall in that first group.
Spoink family: You think it looks cute, but you realize its bio has some horrifying implications.
Spinda: You spend every waking moment of your life at least slightly buzzed, if not completely drunk.
Flygon: You've spent the better half of a decade begging Game Freak to show some love to the underappreciated giant dragonfly. You now know how Farfetch'd fans felt, but at least Flygon is strong enough to carry you through most of the story mode.
Cacturne: You're a prickly individual.
Altaria: You have a lovely singing voice.
Zangoose: You're looking for a worthy opponent.
Seviper: Finally, you found a worthy opponent. YOUR BATTLE SHALL BE LEGENDARY!!!
Lunatone: Fly Me to the Moon is your theme song.
Solrock: Here comes the Sun is your theme song.
Barboach family: You're faster than a speeding bullet.
Crawdaunt: You work at Red Lobster.
Claydol: You like ancient pottery.
Lileep family: You like ancient plants.
Armaldo: You like ancient animals.
Feebas: No one gave you the time of day because everyone thought you were ugly. You have spent your life wandering the depths of the ocean, looking for a purpose in life.
Milotic: With help from the enlightened Magikarp of Poke-Nirvana, you have embraced your inner beauty, and now you are as powerful and beautiful on the outside as you are on the inside.
Castform: You are a weather reporter.
Kecleon: You own a pet chameleon.
Banette: You read literally everything R.L. Stine writes.
Duskull family: You've made it your life mission to jam out to MEGALOVANIA at every possible opportunity.
Tropius: You eat a banana every day. Bananas are good, after all. They give you calcium.
Chimecho: You're the kind of person who uses echoes to have a conversation with yourself.
Absol: You keep getting blamed for stuff outside of your control.
Glalie: You are a massive hockey fan. You also probably live somewhere in Canada.
Walrein: You have never lost a single snowball fight. EVER.
Clamperl family: You still don't understand how a clam evolves into an eel. But you love it anyway.
Relicanth: You like it because it's based off of the single most terrifying fish to ever exist (Duncleosteus). Part of you is glad its inspiration is extinct, otherwise you wouldn't go anywhere near water ever again.
Luvdisc: Not only is Valentine's Day your favorite holiday, you also read WAY too many romance novels.
Salamence: Your claws are swords, your teeth spears, the shock of your tail a thunderbolt, and your wings a hurricane!
Metagross: Your favorite movie is either The Terminator or I, Robot.
The Legendary Titans: Your body has never been more ready.
The Weather Trio: You argue with your friends on every subject, no matter how trivial.
Jirachi: Your favorite Disney movie is Aladdin.
Deoxys: You're exceptionally good at improvising on demand.
And done. Boom. Generation 3 down. We're almost to the halfway point people!
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